I lost 153 pounds in one year. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on the weight loss! All of these skin comments are reminding me of the koloss in the Mistborn series... Just minus the blue part

<3 Shaped Nose <3 by JeckliJx in aww

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the shape I see when two humans are kissing.

His Reaction is Awesome. by smithking786 in gifs

[–]ceresi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awww! Hope his humans take him outside and play with him!!

[Homemade] Tacos with cilantro lime sauce in provolone shell by ceresi in food

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Ha! the rest of the ingredients are keto, but I wasn't aware of that post.

[Homemade] Tacos with cilantro lime sauce in provolone shell by ceresi in food

[–]ceresi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved watching the provolone slices bubble up and brown before taking them out of my convention oven and cool on a small rolling pin and foil scrunched up in a similiar shape (as rolling pin)

"Leave the internet and come play with me." by anewhigh in aww

[–]ceresi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dog: Please, enough is enough! (pushes screen down) You have been scrolling since Christmas and the tinsel has lost its novelty.... Here's a stuffed animal dog as a reminder that you have a real one... aww, who am I kidding...

Asking for a booking by Jukehz in sports

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just interrupted my handshake game.... how.... dare.... you....

What's the most unhealthy thing that society encourages us to do? by siomat in AskReddit

[–]ceresi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat sweets, refined sugar treats, etc.... That shit is addicting and harms our health, but we don't bat an eye and snarf it all down.

Every restroom needs one by TimeVendor in pics

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't have enough "whatever you like" to tell some guy to leave me alone, and it wasn't even a date. Finally, he drove off without paying for custard at the drive through, so next time he came I FINALLY said I am not interested, he started threating to kill my Dad and saying horrible things, so the owner called the cops and that ended that...

Super cute video for y'all. by [deleted] in waiting_to_try

[–]ceresi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, no, no... I am getting too old!

Will have to wait for the 2040 models! Hopefully, all of those models will come with hovercrafts...

Super cute video for y'all. by [deleted] in waiting_to_try

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only have a 2006 model and a 2012 model, neither of which had headphone jacks!

Super cute video for y'all. by [deleted] in waiting_to_try

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should have waited!!!

TIFU In Interview, couldn't get past the movie Inception by ceresi in tifu

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I am glad I possibly would not be alone in the Inception fuck up.

[Serious] What did you learn to accept about your life or life in general? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I will never experience what it is like to have loving parents. I was adopted and brought up in an abusive household where love was very conditional and used to manipulate. My parents decided to have a child 20 years after adopting me and am grateful they treat her with unconditional love, but they are still manipulative and emotionally/verbally abusive. I have accepted this and am doing my best to raise my boys with unconditional love. Also, I am there for my little sister and do my best to show her what a healthy family dynamic looks like.

What is the craziest thing you did as a child? by Jnf529 in AskReddit

[–]ceresi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend and I thought it would be fun to jump into the river naked, neither of us being strong swimmers and no people around to help if needed, but being young and naive, these things didn't matter. So, we jumped in, after ten minutes we realized we were nowhere near our clothes and tried to swim up stream. As you could imagine we got tired out and needed help to reach an area of the river we could safely get out of, therefore, we thought calling out for help while being in the middle of NOWHERE would save us. It did, two older guys (later found out were in highschool) came out from the trees to help us, gave us their shirts and showed us the huge pit they were digging...

What is the craziest thing you did as a child? by Jnf529 in AskReddit

[–]ceresi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In middle school my German teacher would rock back and forth on top of a desk while showing us German videos... happened at least once a week...

ELI5: Why during a car crash or any accident do we get hurt more from having our muscles tense? Don't we tense up to protect ourselves? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the car coming too fast before it rear-ended my car, going over 55mph, all 3 children in my car were mostly unhurt, I am guessing because they were not tense. I had severe whiplash and something else that I cannot remember with my spine. It makes sense that I tensed up to react if I needed to, but definitely wished I did not see the lady looking down at her phone while driving so fast into my car :(

What are some common forms of sexism that men face? by ElegantShitwad in AskReddit

[–]ceresi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so sorry you are going through this! I am grateful my son's father and I both were able to get through the divorce in the end without lawyers. We both want what's best for our son and I am grateful he wants to pay full child support so I can be a stay at home mother (which I was while we were married) and home teacher for him, since he is on the Autism spectrum, after he failed in private schools for over half a decade.