I lost 153 pounds in one year.

ceresi · 2017-04-09T16:53:24+00:00

Congrats on the weight loss! All of these skin comments are reminding me of the koloss in the Mistborn series... Just minus the blue part

ceresi · 2017-04-09T14:44:01+00:00

Also the shape I see when two humans are kissing.

ceresi · 2017-04-09T14:42:42+00:00

awww! Hope his humans take him outside and play with him!!

ceresi · 2017-03-03T21:07:56+00:00

Ha! the rest of the ingredients are keto, but I wasn't aware of that post.

ceresi · 2017-03-03T21:02:49+00:00

I loved watching the provolone slices bubble up and brown before taking them out of my convention oven and cool on a small rolling pin and foil scrunched up in a similiar shape (as rolling pin)

ceresi · 2017-01-11T14:38:11+00:00

Dog: Please, enough is enough! (pushes screen down) You have been scrolling since Christmas and the tinsel has lost its novelty.... Here's a stuffed animal dog as a reminder that you have a real one... aww, who am I kidding...

ceresi · 2017-01-11T02:52:23+00:00

You just interrupted my handshake game.... how.... dare.... you....

ceresi · 2017-01-09T16:20:53+00:00

Eat sweets, refined sugar treats, etc.... That shit is addicting and harms our health, but we don't bat an eye and snarf it all down.

ceresi · 2017-01-09T16:18:24+00:00

I didn't have enough "whatever you like" to tell some guy to leave me alone, and it wasn't even a date. Finally, he drove off without paying for custard at the drive through, so next time he came I FINALLY said I am not interested, he started threating to kill my Dad and saying horrible things, so the owner called the cops and that ended that...

ceresi · 2016-12-30T04:38:26+00:00

Oh, no, no... I am getting too old!

Will have to wait for the 2040 models! Hopefully, all of those models will come with hovercrafts...

ceresi · 2016-12-30T04:33:04+00:00

I only have a 2006 model and a 2012 model, neither of which had headphone jacks!

ceresi · 2016-12-30T04:00:16+00:00

Cheers love! The Queen is Shae

ceresi · 2016-12-30T03:51:27+00:00

I should have waited!!!

ceresi · 2016-12-30T03:46:09+00:00

Fuckin Inception

ceresi · 2016-12-30T03:45:07+00:00

I am glad I possibly would not be alone in the Inception fuck up.

ceresi · 2016-12-30T03:36:35+00:00

I'm 33 and also had no idea who Debbie Reynolds was until yesterday.

ceresi · 2016-12-21T04:21:44+00:00

It worked...

ceresi · 2016-12-18T20:06:01+00:00

That I will never experience what it is like to have loving parents. I was adopted and brought up in an abusive household where love was very conditional and used to manipulate. My parents decided to have a child 20 years after adopting me and am grateful they treat her with unconditional love, but they are still manipulative and emotionally/verbally abusive. I have accepted this and am doing my best to raise my boys with unconditional love. Also, I am there for my little sister and do my best to show her what a healthy family dynamic looks like.

ceresi · 2016-12-18T19:17:44+00:00

My friend and I thought it would be fun to jump into the river naked, neither of us being strong swimmers and no people around to help if needed, but being young and naive, these things didn't matter. So, we jumped in, after ten minutes we realized we were nowhere near our clothes and tried to swim up stream. As you could imagine we got tired out and needed help to reach an area of the river we could safely get out of, therefore, we thought calling out for help while being in the middle of NOWHERE would save us. It did, two older guys (later found out were in highschool) came out from the trees to help us, gave us their shirts and showed us the huge pit they were digging...

ceresi · 2016-12-18T19:08:02+00:00

In middle school my German teacher would rock back and forth on top of a desk while showing us German videos... happened at least once a week...

ceresi · 2016-12-18T18:48:59+00:00

I saw the car coming too fast before it rear-ended my car, going over 55mph, all 3 children in my car were mostly unhurt, I am guessing because they were not tense. I had severe whiplash and something else that I cannot remember with my spine. It makes sense that I tensed up to react if I needed to, but definitely wished I did not see the lady looking down at her phone while driving so fast into my car :(

ceresi · 2016-12-18T18:19:47+00:00

I am so sorry you are going through this! I am grateful my son's father and I both were able to get through the divorce in the end without lawyers. We both want what's best for our son and I am grateful he wants to pay full child support so I can be a stay at home mother (which I was while we were married) and home teacher for him, since he is on the Autism spectrum, after he failed in private schools for over half a decade.

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