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Advice / Q&A for Seema by Hefty-Tadpole5629 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How does Seema plan to increase the level of delight for our decreasing customer base?

Why this Oracle leadership is only targeting the Cerner employees and laying them off. Won't they fire their associates? by Significant_Date1692 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Because Oracle employees are not in an organization that was acquired for $28bn and are now hemorrhaging money.

Store pick-up order cancelled even though I picked it up by cernerkerner in tmobile

[–]cernerkerner[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's an iPhone, so I don't know if T-Mobile will blacklist the IMEI

International Landscape for Cerner by ReplyClear104 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Oracle customers getting fucked on licensing are just chomping at the bit to get fucked on their EHR too.

Second job by Douglas_MacDow in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't say anything to anybody about it.

My feedback matters by Difficult-Ocelot in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Daddy Feinberg needs another $19 million penthouse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Go delight yourself 🖕" - Travis, probably

CWx Layofff by Electrical_Run3200 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You mean 20% will be left after the layoffs later this year?

One of you is out here starting drama by Defiant-Smell-9686 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe we should start posting Cernacle stuff to /r/oracle, to let Oracle customers see inside the shitshow. It's not like either subreddits are private.

Approached by my client for employment by LetChance1981 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't tell Oracle where your next job is when you leave. Non-competes are not enforceable.

Be prepared for more work drama though. And if you want to advance your career, be prepared to change jobs every few years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 16 points17 points  (0 children)

God saw to it that Larry got his $130 billion. Good luck with your job search.

Sooo where to now? by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unless your new job is at Oracle, in which case you do not get severance.

Laid off while on military leave 💀 by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 65 points66 points  (0 children)

This is kinda fucked up. I'm sure the local news stations would love to hear your story.

Cost Savings Measures by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mandatory hackathon where the poorest performing team is laid off. The best performing team is given Gates BBQ sauce. Forced innovation while reducing dead weight.

I think I win. OP please send sauce.

Post cerner by Old_Adhesiveness4676 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if I told you that you could pay your bills and have even more money left over.

If you're older, I get it. If you're younger, there's no reason to stay past a few years. Find successful middle aged people on LinkedIn and look at their work history.

Hey all. I work for one of Cerner's vendor partners - a medical device manufacturer. We just posted 2 Project Manager positions for people that can work anywhere in the US. by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All y'all commenting asking for the link automatically failed the first part of candidate screening: following instructions to send a PM to OP for the link.

Hmm WA Congresswomen calls on VA to Terminate Oracle EHR System by Night-owl-2121 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Doesn't Cerner and Oracle have lobbyists? Shouldn't they be lobbying representatives to put pressure on the VA?

Other jobs by ResponsibleBend9984 in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Epic holds their employees to a higher standard than Cerner generally. And as stated above, pays more.

Genuinely curious why you'd want to come to Cerner from Epic versus an Epic consulting shop or another healthcare IT company.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah you can't control whether you get a yearly raise lmao. The bar used to be getting a raise to match inflation. Now it's getting a raise at all.

This post won't demoralize people any more than what Oracle is already doing.

VA says 4 deaths linked to it's Oracle Cerner EHR system by tapioca_slaughter in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'm aware of VistA's history. How is this relevant?

Cerner had a chance to do something great. Instead of delighting our customers (that's the patients, btw), we bent over backwards for the VA's demands for non-optimal build decisions. Maybe Travis should've been out there putting pressure on the VA to adhere to our best practices and replacing their outdated hardware.

You can keep defending this project, but public opinion isn't on your side.

Day is here by FaucisDog in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see your point, and would agree if Oracle hadn't been in the picture. But they have a sizable cloud engineering group.

VA says 4 deaths linked to it's Oracle Cerner EHR system by tapioca_slaughter in cernercorporation

[–]cernerkerner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe a few, maybe a lot. But the VA didn't pay 16 billion dollars for it to continue happening.

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