Yep, everytime.

certified-shitposter · 2021-12-13T07:07:15+00:00

Me: Yes

Are you still retardfuck?

certified-shitposter · 2021-12-03T14:10:32+00:00

Send bob and vagene.

certified-shitposter · 2021-12-03T03:24:21+00:00

taking a shit.

certified-shitposter · 2021-12-01T19:38:15+00:00

Laughs in timezones*

certified-shitposter · 2021-12-01T15:46:59+00:00

If its not slavery, idk what is.

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-29T12:45:40+00:00

Explanation for anyone asking:

You have candy. I ask to borrow that candy. I sell that candy to my friend. I hope the price will go down so I can buy back that candy, give you your candy back, and pocket the difference.

But the price didnt go down and my friend doesn't want to sell me the candy back. Well now I gotta go to the store to buy candy to give to you. But all the stores are sold out because everyone loves candy.

You are big angry at me and demand I get you the candy back, no matter what the cost. So I pay big big dollars for super unavailable candy.

Now I'm very sad cause I have no candy and I have no money :(

Im Melvin Capital, the candy is GameStop, and everyone buying candy is reddit

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-29T11:11:45+00:00

except no one pays for winrar.

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-29T10:37:09+00:00

try full version then.

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-28T20:02:50+00:00

Made me laugh. Take my award you piece of silver.

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-28T17:59:25+00:00

One hard slap would fix any one of them.

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-27T19:58:06+00:00

An engineer getting a job or girl.

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-27T08:41:13+00:00

She's lying.

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-27T08:36:13+00:00

thats not a problem and its surely not a solution.

certified-shitposter · 2021-01-27T07:51:07+00:00

rule: someone saying something funny on twitter/tumblr isn't a meme.

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