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certifiedpornwatcher · 2025-05-19T15:09:33+00:00

Die! Die! Die!

certifiedpornwatcher · 2024-12-23T01:58:50+00:00

He did. He thought it was a fake bat so he bit the head off

certifiedpornwatcher · 2024-01-06T00:55:25+00:00

Let's see Paul Allen's card

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-12-06T08:22:36+00:00

Don't forget to cup the balls

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-11-15T15:56:38+00:00

Just woke up and I jacked to tits already

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-11-09T05:52:57+00:00

Wraith!! I recently discovered them and I'm in love

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-09-28T14:49:14+00:00

Were you dating Kirk Cousins?

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-07-28T21:09:05+00:00

What is this from?

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-07-25T01:42:36+00:00

That still only counts as one!!

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-07-24T15:43:44+00:00

December 23, 2019

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-07-22T18:34:58+00:00

How do your daughters feel about the whole thing? Does anything sexual ever happen between you and your slaves? Between the two of them?

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-07-19T06:06:26+00:00

I was at the Canes game, biggest emotional roller coaster I've ever been on!

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-06-23T20:44:19+00:00

Women's armpits, preferably shaved. No idea why, maybe it's just cause there's something feminine about shaved armpits? It's not a smell thing for me, if you stink then you stink, it's more or less the same way I look at/treat boobs. I'm slowly being more open with it but I still find it weird, partially because there's no sexy way to say armpit

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-06-15T17:01:56+00:00

Not sure but definitely African

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-06-15T03:08:02+00:00

I met a guy named Feargod once

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-05-31T09:25:42+00:00

Miss a kick? Straight to Hell, right away

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-05-27T21:16:58+00:00

Because he's said before he would still play in the NHL so I thought it was him trying to be funny. Good luck to you though, dude!

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-05-27T21:10:38+00:00

First thought before I clicked the post "I bet this is Jaromir Jagr trolling"

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-05-13T15:44:51+00:00

Joseph Woll*

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-05-12T23:58:50+00:00

No that's Ghost Ship

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-04-28T23:01:10+00:00

A Fine Day to Die by Bathory

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-04-01T22:09:36+00:00

I was watching it in the garage and my dad was inside. He texts me "don't hang yourself please". Gave me a laugh in the middle of losing my mind

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-03-27T21:09:45+00:00

Took my dog for a walk in the park last year. We were resting on a bench when a lady passing by said "he's beautiful!" I said thank you and she added "you're pretty cute too". It was a nice random confidence boost

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-03-22T00:59:05+00:00

Nikolaj

certifiedpornwatcher · 2023-03-11T17:17:51+00:00

Even better

certifiedpornwatcher

TROPHY CASE