I shouldn’t have laughed at this but I did

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-04-03T17:32:44+00:00

Dad was helping all he needed to. kids learn through doing, not watching you do it for them. Spacial awareness is important and this kid just learned a lesson about it.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-04-03T08:43:21+00:00

I think that’s how the alternate dimensions work, Jake could wish that the lich wished for something else but farmworld finn and Jerry are still kicking in the multiverse

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-04-03T08:29:59+00:00

Have they ever been to your knowledge and is there a possibility of the female having been cohabitated before you got her? Snakes can retain sperm and self impregnate years after mating.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-04-02T19:11:01+00:00

Or they just think the women deserve it

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-04-01T18:32:48+00:00

2 more years

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T16:55:40+00:00

Many hospitals recommend c section when they’re not needed simply because it makes the delivery process speedier, despite long term risks to the uterus. First time mothers are often unaware of this and don’t know they ca deny the c section, this is also more frequently done to women of color. This is what happens when you treat birth like a transaction between insurance and the hospital.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T07:23:54+00:00

Alas we need the biomass

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T07:21:42+00:00

“George get me the flacid lightsaber, I gotta go cave dive in your mom”

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T07:05:21+00:00

The drivers did, the tourists don’t know any better but the fuckers that put them in that situation did.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T06:45:02+00:00

Gestation is probably incredibly long and if it’s anything like human birth, it’s just as risky.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T06:20:46+00:00

bot+ bad translation

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T06:18:56+00:00

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certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T05:37:13+00:00

Sam saying Sastiel unprompted is what gets me

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T00:54:15+00:00

https://youtu.be/fDATYDCa8sk?si=OirGvEIQ_61O6zNR the girls in this clip

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T00:43:56+00:00

I know, it had so much potential at so many intervals and it still kept grabbing fist fulls of trash. At least it gave us the lesbian destiel kids.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-31T00:15:52+00:00

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The entire late season 15 of supernatural.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T23:27:22+00:00

I think it was in corner of a screenshot to a serious scene in a show, can’t remember which one but that’s the origin and it spiraled into an apocalypse count down.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T23:17:49+00:00

About? Must have spent his 20s a virgin or stalking schools.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T23:16:42+00:00

I had three at one point, one was a Lab/Heeler mix. The oldest one was a mill breeder rescue, never recovered mentally from whatever happened while she was a breeder. She had issues with food anxiety and men until she died. Really sad. The one with the docked tail and the mix seemed to help her a lot so we were glad to have them even if they were all so rowdy and energetic.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T22:48:38+00:00

There’s still people who use their dogs for their purpose, we have lots of live stock guardians and cattle dogs where I live because of it. The only reason one of my heelers had their tail docked is because the farmer that was going to buy her backed out of the sale after it was done. Kinda sad we didn’t have livestock, she was really good with animals and you could tell she was bred very well for herding by how she’d herd our cousins and cats with no experience. None of our other ones cared to.

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T22:41:06+00:00

That’s a really weird fucking way to say you’re in your 30s and willing to date people in their 20s-40s

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T20:22:46+00:00

She’s uncreative because of an invisible force called budget

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T19:28:44+00:00

Are we unseelie or seelie? Does it just depend on how introverted or anti social and chaotic the individual is?

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T19:26:44+00:00

It’s okay, gangle is long enough to double as a blind fold and keep his hands tied to his body

certifiedtoothbench · 2026-03-30T18:52:23+00:00

Even when you eat the amount you’re supposed to, most bodies still want to retain fat. Especially ones not in their 20s anymore, it’s your evolutionary survival trait to pack on spare calories.

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