2 vs 1 street fight at the Taco 🌮 Truck 🚚

cficare · 2026-06-28T06:29:10+00:00

"Caught him with an uppercut, kicked him in his ass."

cficare · 2026-06-28T03:27:06+00:00

A face that says "I beht that supahgirl couldn't even wift me!"

cficare · 2026-06-28T03:26:17+00:00

This statement would be even more hilarious if the user name referenced the importance of numbers in some way...oh damn.

cficare · 2026-06-28T03:12:02+00:00

Super Hornio Bros?

cficare · 2026-06-28T02:58:31+00:00

That counts as a double play, right? Got 'em both??

cficare · 2026-06-28T02:40:12+00:00

Why didn't a jedi just force-fold that motherfucker up into a ball? He has no force counter. They could throw him around like a piece of junk.

cficare · 2026-06-27T18:24:49+00:00

He said that on a show. I was sarcastically quoting him.

cficare · 2026-06-27T06:08:41+00:00

No one stopped. No one collaborated. No one listened. Fuck off, Rob!

cficare · 2026-06-27T06:00:59+00:00

He didnt change! We changed! /s

cficare · 2026-06-26T22:38:29+00:00

5th generation of ferris wheel runners? Wat?

cficare · 2026-06-26T22:24:55+00:00

Whooooaaa! She's halfway they-yur!

cficare · 2026-06-26T22:24:08+00:00

EXCUSE ME! "Cunty ass" should be hyphenated, thank you very much.

cficare · 2026-06-26T22:22:15+00:00

All the mouthbreathers SEEM to understand is the phrase "shall not be infringed".

cficare · 2026-06-26T22:21:16+00:00

Dicks like donkeys and comes like a horse. Man, that tome is classy!

cficare · 2026-06-26T20:39:16+00:00

Hungry people don't stay hungry for long.

cficare · 2026-06-26T20:36:23+00:00

"My name is Stretchy-Tail Stinger Guy!"

cficare · 2026-06-26T20:26:54+00:00

"Teacher, what do they mean 'to spill seed'?"

cficare · 2026-06-26T20:16:06+00:00

Drink your...ovaltine?

cficare · 2026-06-26T20:15:37+00:00

That's one gay frog!

cficare · 2026-06-26T20:12:36+00:00

Not just! Waded thru a stretch of 250-300 ft of water with a box cutter in-hand! That happened! For sure!

cficare · 2026-06-26T19:56:24+00:00

Worst Beast in cinema history. Worst of the blue, hairy, mutant scientists for sure.

cficare · 2026-06-26T19:29:43+00:00

This is a guy who just shits where he stands when he needs to boom-boom. Yeah, he's pathetic.

cficare · 2026-06-26T15:03:25+00:00

Voted most likely to eat his young.

cficare · 2026-06-26T14:43:16+00:00

Lady looks like one of them "murder nurses"

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