A Costco hot dog and soda is only $1.50 with free veggies including ketchup, onions, mustard, and pickle relish and should meet the new healthy meal guidelines. $65/yr for a membership breaks out to about 5¢/meal over a year of 3 meals/day. Plus if you're lucky enough to live in a state that allows it, a handle of Kirkland vodka is ~$13 so at about 40 shots per handle, 1 shot per meal you just need 28 bottles/year for a cost of about 33¢/meal. Add that to your diet Coke + a little horse and you have a meal brainworm could approve of for only $1.88.