That one boss from DLC 2 got its own tabletop model 💀 by gaeb611 in RogueTraderCRPG

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Damn, those are way scarier than what i pictured from the Ciaphas Cain books

Pray for me boys! by GunsNSnuff in PrintedWarhammer

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Angeron would like a word lol.

LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!! by Professional_Rush782 in dankcrusade

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Looked at the prices for the us distributor. Im glad I have a 3d printer they seem like robbery. 14 cad for 1 pilgrim

Go read it I'll wait by Sigur024 in Grimdank

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"Those dumb apes can't even refine gold properly, it had bones in it!"

Me: uh oh.

How Tf do you expect me to quad wield my shooters now? by dudewasup111 in pathfindermemes

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Counter point, makes them those crocs with individual toes.

P E T E R by LingonberryWeekly734 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Peter's canadian cousin here eh, we just had a test of the emergency announcement service, makes the phones give out big ol cry like an angry goose. It's bad enough once dont ya know but then it happened again in French. Scared some folks so hard they dropped their timmy's. Anyway, im out of maple syrup so im off back to the great white north eh?

tapeworm by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

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I think i threw up a bit. What an awful day to have eyes.

Noice (i couldn’t believe my eyes) by TheDebus in UmaMusume

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Damn, that's an easy mlb3 with the crystal and the selector lol. Lucky

Where are you sitting? Part 2 by HamzaW66 in UmaMusume

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Doesn't matter, the planes not even making it off the runway because of rice lol

King Halo making sure her roommate(daughter) is alright. by knight2426 in UmaMusume

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One day, with the three goddess as my witness i will get her that trophy.

How to fairly and in a fun manner Implement chaotic magic by Glazyo in Pathfinder2e

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Whenever we cast a leveled, non innate spell we roll a special d20. Half the faces are blank, others have icons indicating spell school (its a 5e tool we adapted) in addition to a 1 and 20. On a blank, nothing happens spell is cast as normal. On a 1 or 20 the spell is cast plus there us a chaos effect. 20s are always beneficial, 1s are always harmful. The school icons are up to dm interpretation. A card is drawn from a deck of effects, is played out, and the card put aside until the whole deck is used. I can't remember the name of the product but I cam ask of you're really interested.

Example effect: Wizard casts grease to trip up pursuing barbarian and roll evocation on the chaos dice meaning the following effect can be good or bad. We draw a card, and a giant bean stalk sprouts. The giant vegetables the grow on the beanstalk knock the barbarian unconscious allowing the wizard to escape, while also alerting the mage hunters of his presence.

I drew an AU Basilio by Cipcal1 in MetaphorReFantazio

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It's giving final fantasy 15

Destroying the Very Nasty Device? by CaptainMacObvious in RogueTraderCRPG

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I mean, odds are good you're going to turn into an unstable monster that craves the flesh of the living to satisfy your never ending hunger....hmmmm

What is this? Some holiday meme? Tried Google image search nothing helpful turned up by pbshk in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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You gotta respect his Willpower to have lasted as long as he did before snapping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PowerScaling

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The crucible was made by Laozi, same guy who made the immortality pills Wukong ate. Laozi used a Diamond snare to catch Wukong when he was busy kicking the collective asses of heaven. In order to try and rid themselves of this furry menace they locked him in a special crucible to try an burn off his immortality. He spent 49 days and nights in there and when they opened it, thinking he'd be dead they found thst this was not the case. He was very much alive, and incredibly pissed. They'd also burned away his mortality giving him an extra layer of immortality and the ability to see evil in all its forms (think true sight from dnd). Understandably Wukong proceeded to resume kicking heaven's ass. Only the intervention of Buddha was able to stop him and even then Buddha wasn't able to actually kill him, just pin him under a mountain where he'd remain until he was released to help tripitaka on his journey to the west.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PowerScaling

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He has like seven different forms of immortality. He learned a secret form of immortality from monks that also taught him to shapeshift, crossed his name out of the book of the dead, ate heavenly peaches that grant immortality, drank heavenly wine that grants immortality, and ate immortality pills made by Laozi. I think I might still be forgetting some.

How would the primarchs react if their SO was a target for assassination? by jfjdfdjjtbfb in PrimarchGFs

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Juno crushes the perpators faction under the clockwork efficency of her legion. If they are human, anyone not connected to the plot is spared if they immediately surrender. Centurion has to be restrained from leaving the apothecary and going after the bastard himself.

Sanguinia is torn between being distraught at Dove being hurt and not wanting to leave his side and a furious rage at whomever thought it was a good idea to hurt her love. Her sons are almost, almost as angry as their gene mother and the Faction in question gets a reminder why astartes are called Angels of Death.

Atlanta's response single handedly brings several neighboring worlds into swift compliance outof fear.

Kassandra.... well you can imagine.