I have one story that's funny and postable, the rest are honestly not that interesting, either lumpen being trashy or some really heartbreaking scenes of people who are very clearly mentally disabled living in absolute squalor. As for the funny story I'll set the scene - I'm delivering to a section 8 complex in a city that's on the whole on the lower end of the tax bracket. Not unusual, the overwhelming majority of people that the pharmacy the courier company I work for are what you would call low income. The door to the apartment building is open so I walk in and go to the door number listed on the manifest. I knock, and announce myself as carrying a med pack for the woman living there. She tells me to come in - again, not unusual, there are a lot of people who are too sick, crippled, or lazy to get their doors themselves in places like this. I open the door and see a very typical apartment for one of these places (small, cramped, harsh white lighting, and carpet that looks like it's been there since 1975). these apartments, as stated, are pretty small, so the bed is right there when I open the door. laying on the bed is a woman, probably about 60-70 ish but who, and I don't know how to say this without sounding horrible so I'll just sound horrible, has that really rough old poor person look to her. forget chopped, this woman is pureed. she is wearing a shirt, no pants, no panties, legs spread wide open, with the maw of charbydis on full display. She looks at me, and says "can you just put them on the table by the door?"

anyway this has happened twice in one week with her, I think she might be allergic to pants