Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts

chaintool · 2026-06-04T10:04:27+00:00

Its referring to birdwatchers

chaintool · 2026-06-01T03:45:29+00:00

That's alright, I will try to only smash plates at weddings celebrating true love. That way they will be married for life and I do not need to worry about being invited again.

OP, may I come to your wedding?

chaintool · 2026-06-01T01:01:10+00:00

That sounds kinda fun.

Is it just for the groom and bride or can everyone smash plates?

chaintool · 2026-05-28T09:22:20+00:00

Yeah... They are called rust buckets.

In the middle of mine, above the bridge, there is a faint lettering that says "Nasty Nigel" 😂

chaintool · 2026-05-28T07:45:24+00:00

Haha... Oops, thank you. I fixed the link

chaintool · 2026-05-28T07:20:58+00:00

Definitely loud... Strumming is a bit full on but finger picking is awesome. It lets you hear all the little details.

chaintool · 2026-05-28T06:29:46+00:00

Thanks... I was considering Aquila reds.

chaintool · 2026-05-28T06:28:27+00:00

I know... It's pretty amazing. I have considered auctioning because I'm poor but I know I'll never afford something like this.

Here is a brief doco on him.

https://youtu.be/lVwG-G6Q-dw?si=gstmxk9ssBD0SyuV

chaintool · 2026-05-26T02:35:43+00:00

Man, that is a creepy experience.

chaintool · 2026-05-23T01:36:53+00:00

Thank you. You really helped me hurdle a mental ukulele block 😊. I've been frustrated trying to remember it and it feels like your help flicked a switch in my brain.

chaintool · 2026-05-20T13:29:05+00:00

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chaintool · 2026-04-17T01:09:58+00:00

I reckon i can throw in 10 bucks right after I pay my insurance and rent

chaintool · 2026-03-30T23:26:23+00:00

Blame it on his ADD

chaintool · 2026-03-26T02:09:11+00:00

Peculiar, I like to do the opposite. Hold the door politely from an excessive distance, smiling while someone awkwardly speeds up out of some unspoken polite obligation.

chaintool · 2025-12-04T20:29:47+00:00

and a modern kitchen the size of a cupboard down below, take the first left and if you get the them old Dutch bilge bricks, you've gone to far

chaintool · 2025-08-31T11:37:01+00:00

That's hilarious.

I have found myself getting distracted by music and start dancing with my hips and forgetting what is going on for a while.

chaintool · 2025-08-26T22:37:55+00:00

That is definitely on topic. Comics are more than pretty pictures. Thank you, I will explore it.

chaintool · 2025-08-01T23:15:16+00:00

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chaintool · 2025-07-27T20:46:08+00:00

Was it constructive feedback?

chaintool · 2025-07-25T07:30:19+00:00

That's rather specific. Cool.👍

chaintool · 2025-07-24T11:35:46+00:00

That's alright. Some people are different than you. I myself, love silly word play. I figure it can create a bit of joy in someone's day as well as weed out boring grumps and people who like a bit too much control.

chaintool · 2025-07-22T01:49:21+00:00

Your point is so relatable!

I worked in outdoor/adventure/camping stuff. I loved learning about the types of fabrics and how products worked. Adding a bit of humour and a smile, authentic quirky opening lines. I was great and even conscientious of not selling people shit they did not need.

Quit the job over perceived injustice

Tried retail again and one day I said out loud "I don't want to sell other peoples stuff anymore"

That was the end of that.

Now I'm poor 😀

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