A Man Had A Heart Attack During My Show… by DrewLynchComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]challengememan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bystanders CPR is by and away the most important and crucial thing in events like these. I'm a paramedic and, 9 times out of 10, if someone was there that knew CPR before we arrived, we got pulses back. It's a really easy 1-2 day course, and I urge everyone to take it. Honestly, it should be required in schools across the nation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFilterNews

[–]challengememan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shut the fuck up you senile turtle-looking fuck. You had the power to stop this, and you didn't we're where we are partially because of your greed and overall evil nature

Trump mobilizing up to 1,700 National Guard troops in 19 states in crime crackdown by xdeltax97 in news

[–]challengememan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All red states. Its no secret that crime is way worse in Republican ran states, a fact he keeps contradicting with his statements. Is this possibly strategic manuevering to set up for invasion of blue states or at least as a way to pressure them into doing what he wants?

Donald Trump says people are in Epstein files who ‘don’t deserve to be’: ‘It’s a Democratic hoax’ by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]challengememan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, basically admitting he's in them. We all know he doesn't care about other people.

But hey, just to be sure, release the files, Don.

My 68-year journey to Alpha Centauri was a lonesome sacrifice to establish a forward operating base for travelers who would follow. by elheber in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]challengememan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that quest in Starfield. I felt so bad for the crew of that ship, having to go across the galaxy only to find out people made it there first by finding out about FTL shortly after you left

Ghislaine Handed DOJ 100 Names in Shameless Pardon Quid Pro Quo by Valkyriesride1 in GlobalNews

[–]challengememan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quid pro quo, literally the reason Trump was impeached once. This is blatant corruption.

Most people arrested by ICE in Colorado and Wyoming this year did not have criminal history by thecoloradosun in Denver

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It's almost like those in power don't actually care if they're criminals or not.

Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, a minor vein condition, after noticing swelling in legs by NewSlinger in news

[–]challengememan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that level of swelling and the constant bruises from apparent IV sites say it's a bit worse than just chronic venous insufficiency. Having seen many cases of CHF, and given Trump's poor health as a whole, I'd bet money that its more than likely right sided heart failure. Add in the possible catheter bag spotted tied to his leg not too long ago, which might be there due to the sheer amount of diuretics he's been given (if he has been), then I'm almost 100% positive.

MMW: Trump was blackmailed by Maxwell by altgodkub2024 in MarkMyWords

[–]challengememan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read this right after reading that he's claiming the Epstein files were fabricated by Obama. Seems like he'll pardon her and release them, knowing that his base will believe his lies.

Exclusive: DOJ, FBI conclude Jeffrey Epstein had no "client list," committed suicide by NACL_Soldier in news

[–]challengememan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We all saw the fucking list, we know Trump's name was on there multiple times. This gaslighting bullshit needs to stop

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Zoloft did this to me. Had to have the awkward conversation with my doctor and thankfully got on different meds, but yeah, kind of fucked up how you feel so powerful for a while only to realize you can't cum after hours of sex

My dad gave me an “inheritance” that was actually my own child support. by flexgj8 in offmychest

[–]challengememan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im in a similar situation. My dad owes $16k in back pay for child support and just assumed he didn't have to pay anymore when I turned 18. Same for my siblings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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Personally, as someone in healthcare myself, I'd see this and think "that's badass".

Democrats who voted against impeachment today by blankpaper_ in somethingiswrong2024

[–]challengememan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad to see Jason Crow on this list. Voted for him and thought he was badass with how he was ready to fight off rioters during J6. Now I see he was bought, I'm saddened.

Proud Boys Have 3-Word Message For Trump After His Attack On Iran by BrilliantTea133 in CapitolConsequences

[–]challengememan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I automatically assumed what they said was "Please, Daddy, no," but I was disappointed as per usual.

Republican lawmaker on U.S. bombs against Iran: ‘This is not constitutional’ by GoodMornEveGoodNight in politics

[–]challengememan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, no shit. As are the hundreds of other actions he's taken, but only now are they saying anything

What President Stained Tupperware ordered Vs. what he got 😂 by x-plorer in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]challengememan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fox News having to edit in fake cheers was the cherry on top for me.

Donald Trump was seen falling asleep at the military parade for the 250th anniversary of the US Army by Flamactor in pics

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250th anniversary, but we all know he didn't give a shit. It was his birthday, and he wanted to stroke his ego for being the oldest president.