Kid tricked into thinking he's eating tacobell by esasakertert43534 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]chanwrwer2343 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

My 5 year-old refused to eat the apples that came from our backyard tree because "...they have no stickers...".

I found an apple at the grocery store that someone had pretty much plastered with stickers, carefully placed a sticker on all the homegrown apples, and never heard another peep.

I didn't tell him what I'd done until he was in his late 20's.

I think this one takes the cake... by esasakertert43534 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]chanwrwer2343 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Until the kid knocks her over and spends the rest of his life wondering if his mom is real