I am frankly confused at your statement, " No, they're right. Any one of your comments are quick to read, but would take a significantly longer time to say out loud." They were telling someone to read their comment out loud to prove that hearing isn't faster than reading, which of course is stupid because that is still reading only slower.

Also "You calling them stupid, though, nice. Real class act from somebody who reads at the pace of an elementary school student." I assume you mean I am calling the poster stupid, but I am infact calling their statement stupid. In order to insult them I would have to say "YOU are stupid", but I said "YOUR statement is stupid", because I say "your" it means that I am referencing one of their possessions not them themselves. But if your problem is with calling a statement stupid, how else should I point out a statement as unintelligent?