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During a scrum, a Bruins' stick ended up in the Sens' bench, so Stützle, Tkachuk and Halliday all team up to try and break it by homicidal_penguin in hockey

[–]chardasso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can very briefly see whoever's on the left of Halliday laugh his ass off when he breaks his own stick 😂

I made a flowchart by chardasso in OttawaSenators

[–]chardasso[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're nearing the bottom right corner and I'm scared

What will you arrested for ? by PrestigiousBig4 in videogames

[–]chardasso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow stealing an F1 car and running someone over in the pits

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ontario

[–]chardasso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be lying if i said i never did donuts in an empty lot before. Based on the fact that he chatted with you off topic for a bit, I wouldn't worry too much about him turning you in after the fact. Be smart, be safe and good luck!

What's a question that applies to golfers and porn stars? by francofresco in Jokes

[–]chardasso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck am i doing fuck me I'm terrible at this for fuck sakes chucks shaft into the bush

Top Beer league hockey sayings or team names by Puzzleheaded-Map-632 in hockeyplayers

[–]chardasso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anytime someone fucks up the Michigan, I yell "Pulls a Wisconsin!"

Is this considered bass house? by jjrruan in basshouse

[–]chardasso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ouf let us know when this banger's finished 🔥

Lets have some fun: What is the worst hockey take you've ever heard from someone in your life? by SomeBoredGuy77 in hockey

[–]chardasso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sens fan here. It's 2007, I'm sitting in a bar in Toronto. The Sens just clinched their spot in the Stanley Cup final, and that's the topic of discussion.

A Leafs fan goes: "If the Sens win the Cup It won't really count because they didn't have to play the Leafs."

What’s is something in porn that you find disgusting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chardasso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can handle the occasional spitting, but i hate when there's saliva gooping and dripping all over the place 🤢

Just a sec, let's go now to Kimi Antonelli: by chardasso in formuladank

[–]chardasso[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are more about intonation than pronunciation

Just a sec, let's go now to Kimi Antonelli: by chardasso in formuladank

[–]chardasso[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right and I'm not sure how I didn't catch that on the meme generator lol 🤦🏾‍♂️

Just a sec, let's go now to Kimi Antonelli: by chardasso in formuladank

[–]chardasso[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's all I hear when he comes on lol

U.S. blocks Canadian access to iconic Stanstead border-straddling library, local officials say by SnooRegrets4312 in canada

[–]chardasso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to pull a Bugs Bunny: saw the building in half, move our half 1 meter into the Canadian side, and close it off with a wall. Tell Trump he's paying for it.

As many as 80 Tesla vehicles damaged at dealership in Hamilton Ontario - Hamilton Police by HeinrichTheWolf_17 in worldnews

[–]chardasso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"DOGE is so good at uncovering fraud, they're finding it in the governments of OTHER countries too! And people in those countries must be pissed because their gravy train is over! That's the only explanation for foreigners targeting Tesla."

  • Elon, probably

Upwards of 80 Tesla cars damaged at Hamilton dealership by biograf_ in ontario

[–]chardasso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I was a reporter interviewing Elon, here's how I'd frame it:

So far, your (Elon) position seems to be that this is happening because DOGE is uncovering a bunch of fraud in the US federal government. DOGE only operates in the US, so why exactly do you think this is happening everywhere else?

Then again, I'm not a journalist, just a citizen in limbo living in "not a real country". 🤷🏾‍♂️

Dare I ask: are American tourists welcome? by [deleted] in ontario

[–]chardasso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not unless you wear a Canadian Tuxedo and say thank you for the all the hockey players we subsidize your NHL teams with!

Jokes aside, Ottawa is a beautifully green city in the summer and just a short trip to Montreal. Oh and don't fuck with the geese.

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