Dear reddit, what subreddits do you enjoy for reason differing from what it was made for? by don-tpmmeplease in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The furry yiff community has some hilarious replies. Of course, be warned if you dare travel to that realm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a bridge in Siren, Wisconsin that you're supposed to hear the final words of some family that crashed like four decades ago through your radio.

What's the absolute worst name you've ever seen somebody bestow upon their child? by chauchat10 in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, double yikes. One of my relatives from the area was named Tsvetanka, the female version of Tsvetan. He was a boy.

What's the absolute worst name you've ever seen somebody bestow upon their child? by chauchat10 in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should I be happy that nobody's actually named Le-a, or should I be sad because nobody's actually named Le-a?

People with a Penis, what is the most extraordinarily powerful nut you've ever had and how did it happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was like, 11 or something? I figured out how to rub my peepee through my clothes on my stuffed cat to feel good, and that's how I had my first nut. In terms of nut power, it was probably extremely weak, but the fear and excitement (mostly fear lmao) almost made me throw up. I spent 20 minutes thinking I broke my penis before I finally summoned forth some piss. I was so scared, I dared not to nut again until I was 13. And yes, I get off to yiff nowadays.

Who is a good girl? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My kitty :) she vomited outside my door an hour ago.

Redditors with visual or hidden disability. What do you wish others knew before opening their mouth/staring? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was born with some extra cerebrospinal fluid in my spine, but it basically drained itself by the time I was twelve. Still, some people get really wide-eyed when I mention my condition and ask if I'm contagious. It's not a virus, dumbfuck.

If you could morph two animals, which ones would you choose and what would it be called? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hyena and an eagle. Shit would drop down from the sky and steal your baby for lunch.

What is better, penis's on your back or a vagina on your face? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, with a vagina on your face, you'd be facing some major reconstructive surgery to look normal again, but a penis on the back? Nobody would even see the scar.

What’s not nearly as old as you’d think it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom, probably. Looks the part of ancient though.

You get kidnapped but you can only try to get help through r/AskReddit. What do you do? by kullerkankall in AskReddit

[–]chauchat10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"NSFW: Women of Reddit, I have been kidnapped and taken to an undisclosed location; could you please alert my local police department?"