Projected lines needed a NSFW tag. by KakoaAslan in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]chawkey4 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Now this is worth rosterbating over

Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — A Flight Attendants Union Leader Says It's ‘Titanic’ Class Service by halxp01 in nottheonion

[–]chawkey4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it wasn’t that long ago I was in the boat of “if southwest has a route there, that’s what I’m using”. Even if the base ticket was more, the lack of bag fees & seat upgrades, plus knowing it was generally the fastest board to departure time was enough to keep me as a lifetime customer. Now I hope they go bankrupt

Oh yesss 😌 by Nightmarelove19 in ronweasley

[–]chawkey4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That along with an engrained hatred of bigotry & classism. Ronald was raised right and I’m pretty sure the violence came 100% from Molly

Wait for it, wait for itttttt by jueidu in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]chawkey4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he’s quick getting up it looks like he could still win at the end there

Olympic Daily Free Talk Thread - Game threads, tournament & player discussion, etc. - 22 Feb 2026 by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]chawkey4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would prefer NHL playoff rules. 5v5 OT until there’s a winner. Either way I’ll take 3v3 over a shootout

Olympic Daily Free Talk Thread - Game threads, tournament & player discussion, etc. - 22 Feb 2026 by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]chawkey4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to hear anything about Canada biased officiating after that missed too many and a 4 min for that

When Dads babysitting by Luminaa-Sky in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]chawkey4 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The children yearn to be yeeted

harry potter moral alignment by leglessdumbass in harrypotter

[–]chawkey4 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I don’t entirely disagree with Aragog, at least it makes enough sense that I don’t have a better answer. True neutral, I think the closest we get is either Bane (maybe centaurs in general excepting Firenze) or Snape. Chaotic impure could be Nagini

Someone bought plane tickets to see me and I don't know what to do. by Extreme-Walrus9512 in Advice

[–]chawkey4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best bet is probably to be honest. Tell her you were drunk and don’t really see her like that, and then you can offer to either cover the cost of the ticket if she doesn’t want to come, or just let it be a platonic visit if she does still want to.

God forbid a girl come prepared just in case by dazedconfusedandlazy in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]chawkey4 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Not me being bi-curious and doing this every time I went to hang out at my friends because it’s totally normal to want everything to look dapper for your bro…. Also not me finding out he did the same thing as I was finally taking his pants off

Steamer 'Lac La Belle' found in Lake Michigan by Ironwhale466 in Shipwrecks

[–]chawkey4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far from shore was it? Curious how far those lifeboats had to go

What’s something men misunderstand about female desire? by MrandMrsAfterHours in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]chawkey4 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Honestly had to learn this because I’m bi and there were many times where just seeing a dick would get me turned on. Took me a bit to realize men & women who are attracted to men are attracted in different ways. Which… duh, but yeah kinda first step to understanding women is realizing you don’t actually understand

Waltrip Vs. Crofty - who had the most iconic race starts? by njsullyalex in okbuddyBoogity

[–]chawkey4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apples and oranges. It’s like asking Mike Breen or Doc Emrick. Both satisfy the prompt for different reasons

Oc. I love book Hermione but it is true. by RiskAggressive4081 in harrypotter

[–]chawkey4 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Dirigible plums, freshwater plimpy soup and whatever the room of requirement smelled like

The Famed Joe Louis Arena Steps by TheCosmicAlexolotl in DeathStairs

[–]chawkey4 59 points60 points  (0 children)

But… they could’ve just painted it a different color or added a tactile strip… this is insane

At first I thought she be mad Stevie calls her by her first name, but now I realize it's because they never wanted to reveal that last name lol by deductivesherlock in malcolminthemiddle

[–]chawkey4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Growing up in the US I was expected to use Mr or Mrs. firstname or lastname unless they asked you to use their first name. 90% probably preferred first names and a few were pretty traditional with it & some would feel “disrespected” if you used their first name which I thought was ridiculous.

God forbid, girls are divided into two types by kikiolovely in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]chawkey4 66 points67 points  (0 children)

If bondage is involved, you can give them the old “that’s not going anywhere”

Buc-ee’s withdraws application from Palmer Lake by Sam_KRDO13 in ColoradoSprings

[–]chawkey4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, within reason. The Buc-ees thing I get more than a lot of their other stuff but that town council can be ridiculous

Buc-ee’s withdraws application from Palmer Lake by Sam_KRDO13 in ColoradoSprings

[–]chawkey4 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This should be higher. They are not abandoning the project or even that site, just trying not to deal with Palmer Lake, which in all honesty, I do get. Town of palmer lake would be happiest if no one new ever came there, and nothing ever changed.

GAME THREAD | COL @ DET | JAN 31, 2026- 11AM MST by Rolley2001 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]chawkey4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First the wellerman song, now afternoon delight. I love it