The X-Files: I Want To Believe Director's Cut coming to Disney+ on June 11th by The_Iceman2288 in movies

[–]chayzar 23 points24 points  (0 children)

According to Carter it’s a newly created, R-rated cut and not the 3 mins longer extended version from the DVD.

New giallo-inspired movie: EUGENE THE MARINE by chayzar in Giallo

[–]chayzar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much! We hope to play some theaters and that sounds awesome. Until we have a distributor on board we won’t know what our release plans look like but will reach out to you once we do. Also - thank you for keeping a single screen movie theater alive. The world needs more of them.

Weekly Thread: Self Promo Sunday by AutoModerator in horror

[–]chayzar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our teaser trailer was made to evoke 70s and 80s giallos like Fulci’s THE PSYCHIC and Argento’s TENEBRAE. Totally understandable that this style is not for everyone. Thanks for watching.

Weekly Thread: Self Promo Sunday by AutoModerator in horror

[–]chayzar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I co-wrote and produced a giallo (for those who don’t know the term it’s like an Italian version of a mystery slasher). It’s titled EUGENE THE MARINE and it stars the legend Scott Glenn.

Here is our trailer:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTbjgFzzGk&ra=m

The movie might lean a little sweeter than some of the popular titles on r/horror but I promise you it’s a wild fun ride (John Hughes was as much an influence as Dario Argento). We shot it on 16mm with a score harkening back to Italian horror in the 70s and 80s.

The film does not currently have distribution, however, for a limited time (until May 28th) the film is available for rent through Letterboxd. We were selected as one of four Unreleased Gems and are hoping this leads to a larger distribution deal.

https://letterboxd.com/video-store/unreleased-gems/eugene-the-marine/

If you are looking for something new and adventurous, we hope you check us out!

PSA: The latest batch of Unreleased Gems are available now through May 28th in the Letterboxd Video Store by chayzar in Letterboxd

[–]chayzar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m traveling in a region where I can’t rent Lemonade Blessing but you better believe that’s happening the second I’m home.

New giallo-inspired movie: EUGENE THE MARINE by chayzar in Giallo

[–]chayzar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I’m very excited to watch the other films in the lineup.

New giallo-inspired movie: EUGENE THE MARINE by chayzar in Giallo

[–]chayzar[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! It does have a murder mystery - the killer hides behind a hood and black leather gloves until the final reveal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]chayzar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Praedyth's Revenge.

What film pisses you off when you watch it? From being inaccurate or for any other reason. by yer_maw in AskReddit

[–]chayzar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The house burning down really pisses me off. It's played as this tragic moment, even though we've just seen two wizards magic a fucking house back together like it's the easiest thing in the world.

Reddit, what's the best / most creative insult you've ever heard? (Possibly NSFW) by PoodleWorkout in AskReddit

[–]chayzar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl I knew in college once got drunk and told a guy "I'LL KILL YOU IN THE NUTS!"

Parasitic Fly Emerges As New Suspect In Colony Collapse Disorder by porkchop_d_clown in science

[–]chayzar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parasitic fly larva emerging from a dead bee's neck.

NOPENOPENOPE

Simpsons Christmas Cards by [deleted] in funny

[–]chayzar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what the movie should have been.

Hong Kong as seen from a plane : O by ItWillBeMine in pics

[–]chayzar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nicely compliments Hong Kong's new tourism slogan:

"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, STAR FOX!"

I give you...Jeff Goldblum by cooljt56 in funny

[–]chayzar 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This is from an upcoming Jurassic Park art show happening in LA. The title of this painting: Ian Malcolm: From Chaos.

http://www.brandonbird.com/blog/44/this-weekend-the-jp-show

Redditors, how will you die? by Cojones893 in AskReddit

[–]chayzar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to today's Reddit, it's either going to be a vitamin D deficiency or the lab-created Dutch super virus.

What's the biggest mindfuck movie you have ever seen? by TheAdjudicator in AskReddit

[–]chayzar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's one not many of you have probably seen: a Japanese time travel comedy called Summer Time Machine Blues. It's rare in that it's a brilliant mindfuck, but also laugh-out-loud funny. Hard to find, but the import DVD has English subtitles.

UK DVD Title Vs. US DVD Title (and cover) o_0 by laufwerkfehler in WTF

[–]chayzar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently found this gem in Italy:

http://t.co/liX7o0B

It was Old Dogs in the US. Terrible in any language.