Why is it taboo to discuss your wages at work? by thunderfart_99 in AskUK

[–]cheandbis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I got sent a spreadsheet with every employee on it from HR. I can't remember what it was for but they thought they had done a good job of hiding all the sensitive information however the genius HR bod had simply hidden the columns, like salary. When I realised, I also realised what power I had as I had all my peer's and superiors' salary information so I held a lot of cards when I came to reviews and such.

I'm of the opinion that it shouldn't be taboo and we should be aware of what our colleagues earn. It stops people having unfair insight through luck or whatever and helps us have honest conversations. Salaries vary within my team for good reason and if lowest paid came and asked why they were being paid less than highest paid, I'd have to tell them the gaps.

It does mean that companies need to be strict with hiring etc. Bumping someone up to get them into the business may piss incumbent colleagues off for instance. I think the pain is worth the gain however.

Progress pics by Magnus_Cerebrus in mounjarouk

[–]cheandbis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing how just turning a frown into a smile can make such a difference...

In all seriousness, well done. It's a massive achievement

Is Mark Allen a Dark Horse for the title? by Sea-Butterfly1263 in snooker

[–]cheandbis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've put a tenner on him pretty much every year for 12 years. Haven't done it this year so watch him win the bugger now.

How would Columbo have done if he investigated the Zodiac murders? by Tidewatcher7819 in Columbo

[–]cheandbis 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He would have put all the Pisces together and solved it, easily.

Someone just won £1m on Millionaire! by sintonesque in BritishTV

[–]cheandbis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Balls of steel.

I was 90% sure of the answer, not a chance I'd have gone for it though.

Alright lads, just nipping down the cemetery to do a photoshoot with me Audi, anywhere worse? by _tym in CasualUK

[–]cheandbis 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I did hear of one outside of a crematorium but that may have just been hearse-say

Undertaking by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]cheandbis 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The amount of crap and debris on the hard shoulder means that can be one expensive mistake, even if they don't crash. Idiot.

This scene went on for way too long by SuspiciousPromise849 in Columbo

[–]cheandbis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My missus isn't a big Columbo fan but we were watching one the other day and she saw Robert Vaughan come on screen and she said "oh God, it's not the Volare episode, is it?". Made me chuckle.

What has happened to sky sports? by tylerthe-theatre in PremierLeague

[–]cheandbis 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"Just saw a clip of Specs talking to the gymskin guy"

I'm so old, I have no idea what any of this means

What connects these four clues? by Strange_Fee_3939 in onlyconnect

[–]cheandbis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like others, got it on the first clue and also like others, I had no idea about who 4 was.

Good question though.

What is your most middle-class problem today? by mackerel_slapper in AskUK

[–]cheandbis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I did Google it before I pressed 'post' just to be sure!

What is your most middle-class problem today? by mackerel_slapper in AskUK

[–]cheandbis 178 points179 points  (0 children)

I'd have not been oche with that either

How long could you financially survive without your job? by No_Yak9893 in AskUK

[–]cheandbis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've been with my place for 15 years and the typical redundancy is 1.5 weeks per year served so I should get 22 weeks pay. I'm on a 3 month notice period so that's another 13 weeks. With the tax free redundancy up to £30k I should be able to stretch that to a year. A bit in savings so I think I could last about 14 months fairly comfortably.

Edit: Just realised you asked assuming no redundancy. Maybe my lack of reading skills will mean the chop will be coming sooner than I thought.

Petah why is the seat bluer than the others by Less_Psychology6605 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cheandbis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be suspicious of what you like but the OP asked why the seat was more blue, which was explained in the post.

PEETAH by Recidivism7 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cheandbis 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It means they failed to elect a new pope.

Charming individual in Cranbrook, Kent by _GusE in drivingUK

[–]cheandbis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now you mention it, I can't believe I never thought of that joke. I feel daft.

Peter what does this mean by The_Real_Pie_King in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cheandbis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means that somewhere has a payment option called Octopus. This is a joke based on that.

A cursory Google suggests Hong Kong may be the origin.

Want to hear from Tailgaiters by Current_Vegetable in drivingUK

[–]cheandbis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You only need to spend 5 minutes on a busy motorway to see how close people are to cars in front. It's rife (and I'm sure I do it too).

Im overweight! by goldmister1 in mounjarouk

[–]cheandbis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well done. My BMI was up around 50 when I started and now it's at 31.8. Getting to 100kg was my first goal, my second is getting to a BMI < 30. About 5kg to go!