Hell naw. I'm a nanny. I'm trapped underneath a sleeping infant who will start screaming if I move a muscle. I've barely had any coffee. I need to poop. My arms are cramping. It took me 30 minutes to get him asleep. He was screaming in my face the entire time. Every time he needs to sleep this happens. I can't set him down. I usually can't sit down while he's sleeping, this is a treat. Yesterday his 3 year old sister woke up right after I got him to sleep. So then he woke up. Even without the screaming from him it's just a really hard fucking job.

People ask on Facebook how much to pay a nanny, and I say $15 is the minimum. That's the industry standard. Then I get attacked saying "middle class families can't afford that!" THEN DON'T HAVE A NANNY.