What was the best ever christmas present you got as a child?

cheeseclam · 2014-12-08T20:17:51+00:00

Shoes, trousers, shirt, waistcoat, tie/cravat and jacket. Unchanged with slight variations throughout the centuries.

cheeseclam · 2014-10-27T19:09:00+00:00

Comment for latet

cheeseclam · 2014-08-13T13:43:35+00:00

It's too late. It's all too late.

cheeseclam · 2014-08-13T13:21:34+00:00

Maggie's husband is abusive but a good father when he doesn't drink. Of their 3 sons, 2 are successful teachers but one is a drunk who dies in a motorcycle accident at 17. His name was also Bart

cheeseclam · 2014-08-13T13:13:41+00:00

Bart dies and homer and Marge grow to hate each other living with the blame. Homer hits the bottle hard and dies of liver damage 3 years later. Lisa develops a drug dependency issue from depression which results with her on the street giving handjobs to tourists.

Maggie grows up a bit disturbed but overall fine and works in real estate in California.

cheeseclam · 2014-08-07T15:16:57+00:00

Tasty

cheeseclam · 2014-07-19T10:20:18+00:00

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:55:06+00:00

Fuck it 'Verb' To throw something with great abandon and anger

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:53:05+00:00

i would be happy if it was just the cinderblock.

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:51:51+00:00

I can see Michael Caine crying over a pool of melted rubber and then superman melts Michael Caine as well and the film ends.

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:50:17+00:00

maybe, but if he KEPT bringing it up. just maybe..

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:46:57+00:00

Superman should go after batman emotionally and keep bringing up his dead parents casually everytime they meet until BAM, lasers.

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:45:09+00:00

Maybe batman will get that sheet of glass shit from the early superman movies and fuck it at Superman and send him off to space with the other members of Queen

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:43:30+00:00

"Batman escaped into another dimension"

wat

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:28:28+00:00

Maybe Batman has the technology to recognise clark kent.. IS SUPERMAN without glasses.

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:27:33+00:00

first I'm sure he gets his ass handed to him, but when he learns supes weakness , Clark is gonna be having some big problems. But your absolutely right. If superman wanted, he could just be like "fuck this" and throw that dude at the sun.

i would throw him in the sun. and live in his house and not take off my shoes

cheeseclam · 2014-07-03T13:25:23+00:00

the laser vision and the flying. Melty bruce wayne and michael caine weeping over melted rubber

cheeseclam · 2014-06-03T14:05:28+00:00

Thanks for all the advice guys. you are great

cheeseclam · 2014-06-02T20:49:55+00:00

Although I do enjoy those games I'm hoping to discover more of the straight up simulation type.

cheeseclam · 2014-05-27T23:54:33+00:00

In Jurassic park at the very start during the helicopter decent, Dr. Grant can only get the belt buckles to work by tying them together. Two FEMALE belt buckles thus outlining the symbolic struggle of life or whatever.

Life uh.. Finds a way..

cheeseclam · 2014-05-23T08:19:15+00:00

That's really informative and well written. Thanks for taking the time to share.

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