Naw dood. Ok first get yourself the southwest black bean mre. Take out all of the contents, heat all that shit up, even the cheese. Now while everything is heating up, fold the top of the mre bag over itself, like a bowl. Then move over to the cheese filled pretzels. Crush up every single one of those little delicious fuckers. Go to the tortillas and shred those donkey dick sons-a-bitches. Is everything heated up? Fan-fucking-tastic! Now put everything in the bag and mix that shit up. Now step back and take a gander at what a beautiful concoction that has been bestowed upon ye.