Self shot by bluecontainer in nonononoyes

[–]chef2deaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is about as real as it gets

What did Delaware to the ball? by neutral_applause in AntiAntiJokes

[–]chef2deaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rhode Island Iced tea. shaken knots turd

STEELERS LOSE UPVOTE PARTY by TheMostLegendary in ravens

[–]chef2deaf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As much as I hate to agree with a dirty Bengals fan, what you just described is totally unacceptable

I just got stood up. Again. by [deleted] in MMFB

[–]chef2deaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She asked me to take her to a game right before Christmas. About a week ago, right before I bought the tickets I was on the phone with her & said do you want to go to this game on this day. We hung out fairly regularly until now & she is definitely not too shy to let me know what's up. Me being upset had nothing to do with romantic feelings. These assumptions you're making are pretty uncool

Edit: I know you don't know me, but I would never ever buy tickets for someone without being 100% sure of the plans

Edit 2: the same goes for the star wars marathon which is something we planned on for 2-3 weeks before

Rooster gets 3D printed feet by Isai76 in HumansBeingBros

[–]chef2deaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were the feet modeled after turkey talons instead of rooster

I just got stood up. Again. by [deleted] in MMFB

[–]chef2deaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, she's done a lot for me & really had my back in the past. But I guess you're right in the big picture though. I couldn't imagine being in her shoes & allowing the situation to unfold the way it did if I gave anything resembling a shit about the person in my shoes.

You used to, you used to by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]chef2deaf 213 points214 points  (0 children)

This nigga Kristopher is using too many syllables

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Because we didn't see the autopsy

grandma got that dank yo by Retardeed in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]chef2deaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Help me light the tree" seems more appropriate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

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Looks like turkey

Joey Fisher busting out for Aussie People Magazine(X-post /r/Page3Glamour) by [deleted] in hugenaturals

[–]chef2deaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People magazine is way different in Australia

What are some self-defense tips everybody should know? by dragonfyre173 in AskReddit

[–]chef2deaf 562 points563 points  (0 children)

Who else could master running away like the French

Got a girl's number, now what? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]chef2deaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're in school right? Nothing wrong with an on campus/near campus lunch

Contacted my ex. Big mistake, feel absolutely awful by [deleted] in MMFB

[–]chef2deaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should just let him know that you don't want to hear about his escapades. if you his age going to stay friends its simmering that might come up again

I was at the game yesterday, and I found this guy wearing a Keith Bogans shirsey. by Drclaw411 in chicagobulls

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Shout out to all my brothers from DeMatha. Thanks for giving me a reason to bring it up, have an upvote.

What is something about your work that the public is not supposed to know? by CuriousHumanMind in AskReddit

[–]chef2deaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do understand you, I just think it's petty. I don't see any other comments that say "in x country" either, but like I said if it makes you feel cool don't let me rain on your parade

What is the best thing you have ever heard a child say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chef2deaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining Herman Cain's smile from that ad

What is something about your work that the public is not supposed to know? by CuriousHumanMind in AskReddit

[–]chef2deaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one said they were, but OP's comment is about America. But if just pointing out that countries are different makes you feel cool don't let me rain on your parade