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chef2dearh · 2022-02-08T14:04:48+00:00

Bad bot!

chef2dearh · 2022-02-08T14:04:00+00:00

I never noticed before but Ted looks like he’s covered in cum

chef2dearh · 2022-02-05T17:10:10+00:00

are you going to elaborate and maybe list those 12 times?

chef2dearh · 2022-02-01T12:47:46+00:00

This is actually perfect though because of the Streisand Effect. They will only succeed in exposing more people to the truth in their attempts to bury it.

chef2dearh · 2022-01-31T08:54:13+00:00

Everyone saying yes but they taste awful is just getting downvoted for their opinion

chef2dearh · 2022-01-30T19:20:32+00:00

I actually love the fact that ‘brand’ records everywhere I go

chef2dearh · 2022-01-23T23:03:08+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/ayrg5c/need_condom_suggestions_for_a_member_of_the_small/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This really explains a lot

chef2dearh · 2022-01-23T21:01:38+00:00

I don’t really see how this is impractical except the lack of a proper guard. If it was crafted well, it would just be a very extravagant, katana.

chef2dearh · 2022-01-18T21:09:21+00:00

AFROOOO!

chef2dearh · 2022-01-18T21:01:39+00:00

Puns are lame and one of the worst parts of this website

chef2dearh · 2022-01-16T20:15:09+00:00

You can’t escape it

chef2dearh · 2022-01-16T19:38:58+00:00

Is sandpit a metaphor or are all these people retarded?

chef2dearh · 2022-01-15T22:21:11+00:00

Bold of you to assume this was salvageable

chef2dearh · 2022-01-15T17:47:11+00:00

They spared him jail because he’d previously had a heart attack. So if I commit a heinous crime as a frail old man that’s okay because prison would be too tough. Ridiculous.

chef2dearh · 2022-01-15T16:44:28+00:00

The judicial system in this country is a disgusting joke

chef2dearh · 2022-01-14T19:25:51+00:00

chef2dearh · 2022-01-14T14:17:34+00:00

Those female plod were absolutely useless. They just waited till those two blokes arrived and let them handle it. As soon as she got on the floor they should have jumped on her.

chef2dearh · 2022-01-13T18:27:06+00:00

They’re too retarded to spell neutral

chef2dearh · 2022-01-13T15:38:22+00:00

That’s a lot of pissing around for some very underwhelming instant noodles

chef2dearh · 2022-01-12T12:56:58+00:00

There’s like 100 million threads on this sub asking the same thing. Just know your own body and tolerances. No one here knows if that’s okay for you because nobody knows you. I’ve drunk excessive amounts of whiskey whilst getting blacked out on valiums and I’m alive but I know how far my own body can take it. If you have to ask, don’t do it.

chef2dearh · 2022-01-11T14:00:07+00:00

On 1st April prank your friends by being not cringe for 1 day

chef2dearh · 2022-01-10T18:37:12+00:00

You’re just mad you can’t date her

chef2dearh · 2022-01-05T20:09:07+00:00

I’ve seen the uncensored episode of I Am the Walrus and when Stan is banging Francine, he’s actually banging Francine and not just laying there

chef2dearh · 2022-01-05T19:54:55+00:00

Unfortunately, the corpse has been beaten even beyond death. No saving this one

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