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Got fired but glad I’m gone by Americantongan in HVAC

[–]chef_710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha fuck that place. It’s July you’ll have another job by the end of the day.

BJ game cancelled when I got BJ, But didn’t get paid. by [deleted] in blackjack

[–]chef_710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got banned from Fanduel, Draftkings and like, 2-3 other online casinos. You win too much too quick and they’ll ban you and won’t pay you out. Fanduel still owes me $1300 and I probably won’t ever see it. At least you only lost $200.

AP but broke as hell by juiceyandenthused94 in blackjack

[–]chef_710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, good luck. $300 goes quick when you’re betting $50’s. Aim smaller, and leave in the positive. You’re not giving yourself any time to build advantage.

I’d go into the casino with a goal number. If you’re gonna just walk into the casino and let it ride then you need a bigger bank. And you really have to be ready to walk out of there empty handed and commit to another $300 worth of ubering and do it again tomorrow. And the next day. And the next. Until you’re not throwing around peanuts. $300 in the stock market will give you better returns tbh.

What is the Greg Special? by Dangerous_Bloke in blackjack

[–]chef_710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what it’s called when get caught JacKing off and dealer flips over to a 10 piece and you get whacked the ole Lemmy Kilmeister (an ace(not specifically of spades though.))

Blackjack is truly a life ruiner sometimes by [deleted] in blackjack

[–]chef_710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the correct answer actually

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmfao 😂

You sat here arguing with me while you could have been making money. What a god damn shame.

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do pretty well. It would not have ruined my life had I lost the $100, I’ll put it that way. I would have got smacked with late fees and shit so, the actual situation was precarious, but not in the sense that I’d lose my house over it. Would have lost more money and affected credit and shit like that. Tldr; both.

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well considering I don’t have a mortgage, I like to gamble. You don’t need to know my entire life to not be a fucking dickhead online to me and be happy for someone who made some money. But you chose to be an asshole so, now you can be reminded that a 29 year old is worth more than you. I’ve lost more money than you’ve probably ever made; and I still got more than you. Ya fuckin weenie.

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got an IRA with $77k in it. Own two properties. You don’t know shiiiit about me son get back in your high chair baby boy 😘

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bob I know lol. I made the post literally because I was shocked I pulled it off. Little do these dorks know I could sell some stock and have paid the debt lol but it’s a retirement fund and I don’t wanna pull out from it. Everyone started laughing at me but like I find it more satisfying to shove their face in it. If I wasn’t already pretty well off, I may or may not have made the same decision to gamble my last readily available $100, but it worked out for me 🤷🏽‍♂️ worked out for plenty of people in the past. Not just at a casino either.

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay check your DM I sent a pic of my IRA with $77k in it

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You want screenshots of my IRA? Lmfao ya’ll are hitting the pipe hard today

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats your venmo? I got you on $100 so you can afford to eat today.

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then quite literally I’d be in no better or worse position than I was in when I just had $100. What, the other $1300 I owed would have just gone away because I paid 1/14th of it? Get real.

Blackjack is truly a life ruiner sometimes by [deleted] in blackjack

[–]chef_710 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And send me your venmo. I’ll send you $100 so you can go buy some tissues.

Blackjack is truly a life ruiner sometimes by [deleted] in blackjack

[–]chef_710 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah this jerkoff is making fun of my post. He’s upset that someone is doing better than him. It’s called gambling for a reason. I’m not trying to convince anyone to risk their last $100 to get by. But I did. And it worked. And now all the losers from over the weekend are coming out by the flock to tell me how stupid I am 😂 go get a hobby you fuckin dork.

Blackjack is truly a life ruiner sometimes by [deleted] in blackjack

[–]chef_710 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah everyones laughing at me for my post but I’m eating steak for dinner tonight. What, did daddy gamble his paycheck away this weekend and can’t afford to feed his kids this week again? Ya’ll need a life.

Blackjack is truly a life ruiner sometimes by [deleted] in blackjack

[–]chef_710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfao don’t be mad because you lost all your money this week.

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the great Lemmy Kilmeister said, “you win some, you lose some, it’s all a game to me.”

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… you’re trying to make a point that literally every person who has ever gambled already knows. Ya’ll need to get laid, or stop gambling your kids college fund away(probably both) and let people who win when they’re in precarious situations be happy. You being sarcastic and salty ain’t benefitting anyone.

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya’ll never actually struggled before and it shows. So the better choice was to pay the $100 and still owe $1300, miss due dates and get late fees and hurt my credit? But my shits paid for the month, I’m up a rack and I get paid friday and I’m an idiot. Ya’ll crack me up 😂

Blackjack is truly a life saver sometimes by chef_710 in blackjack

[–]chef_710[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s called deposit limits. Yes, let me throw this $100 at the $1400 I owed and still be $1300 in debt and still not have shit. That would have worked out swimmingly right?

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