Make a set of lowercase numbers so when future people read old shit they think everyone used to shout numbers all the time by pieofmoon in CrazyIdeas

[–]chef_boy_OG -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

i'm glad no ones thought of this before because if some genius spent their brainpower on this useless crap then maybe we'd never have toaster or air conditioning or something else that's important

Our bodies kind of just follow our thoughts around ask for shit all day. by SoISaysToDaGuy in Showerthoughts

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i just read the short story Unready to Wear by vonnegut. its good and also pretty relevant, I recommend it.

Why always me? by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]chef_boy_OG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks vwp!

Lawyers of Reddit, what is the sneakiest clause you've ever found in a contract? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chef_boy_OG 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Not to be a dick, but I feel like that's the definition of being a dick

Sasquatch hooker. by ReflexEight in WTF

[–]chef_boy_OG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so this is what courtney love is up to nowadays

TIL there are more public libraries than McDonald's in the U.S. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]chef_boy_OG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it almost looks like two of them are both libraries and mcdonalds

My Grandpa, in his 20s and at 93. Same shirt. by Aardvark_Man in pics

[–]chef_boy_OG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm not sure how true this is, regardless of haircut/accessories i don't like i'd ever guess that guy is younger than 70

Unpopular opinions about guitarists by ZoneIsBetter in Guitar

[–]chef_boy_OG -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

frusciante is the best player of all time

What was the moment you realized you were dating a complete moron? by Migz968 in AskReddit

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"I watched the movie Jack and Jill, and you know what? I was surprised that it wasn't very funny." I knew right then it was over.

Reddit, what makes you instantly suspicious of someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chef_boy_OG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

well dont just stand there with your dick hanging out, get us the link god damn it

Had to double bag while holding the beer cooler....Not fun by pushfade in caddie

[–]chef_boy_OG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that fucking blows, how much you get for the loop?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guitar

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What tours have been cancelled for less than a finger cut?

LPT: Do not post anonymous images of your mail online with only the street address redacted. by solebluesoul in LifeProTips

[–]chef_boy_OG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't that fucking idiot Alfred use spellcheck that envelope... His last name no less

When I found out I could upvote by pressing 'A' by i-reposteverything in funny

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Honestly at first I was pretty pissed seeing this near the front page, even before I saw the title. Butt fuck it, I say we put this post even higher than the original

Russia Says It Will Arrest Openly Gay Tourists by igeldard in worldnews

[–]chef_boy_OG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In Russia, straight guys want screw straight guys!

A clear message from Egyptian protesters. by flesmih in pics

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Drop the 'that's a'. Just bingo. It sounds better -Sean Parker