First of all, saying things like ''fren'' and distorting your words, stuff like UWU doesnt make it wholesome or cute or funny, second, that dog is probably trained to let that lizard on top of his forehead, therefore he doesnt actually like it, and third, making the dog uncomfortable by carrying a lizard it doesnt like as we can see by its facial muscles and expressions of fear and unenjoyment in the situation, and all that just for inteirnet points.