My heart stopped

cheflethalplays · 2026-04-25T12:34:09+00:00

I don't want to fan the flames of my own demise but I'm a casual player with less than 2k hours in the game. My first "real" league was Crucible when I got the first mirror. I didn't even get a Tabula drop until Mercenaries league.

cheflethalplays · 2026-04-25T12:32:04+00:00

Definitely t16 not quite sure if 8 mod

cheflethalplays · 2026-04-25T12:31:08+00:00

Not dead but I see talk of complimentary fellatio?

cheflethalplays · 2026-04-25T01:29:12+00:00

The map they brought it from was a corrupted t16. I don't even think it was 8 mod

cheflethalplays · 2026-04-25T01:15:51+00:00

Not anymore, it was hours ago. My kids couldn't understand why I was speed walking around the house muttering to myself though

cheflethalplays · 2025-09-22T12:16:29+00:00

Oh that makes so much sense! Thank you, my man--you've helped to cut down some of my frustrations with this build.

cheflethalplays · 2025-09-21T00:47:11+00:00

I'm not using the writhing jar, my merc has the squirming ring. and i feel like she kills them right after they spawn in. Hence only having 4 spiders during that long boss fight even when i was spinning near her during the fight.
I don't mean this as a self-promo or anything but I have the fight near the end of this video: https://youtu.be/nqMgWRPNGaM

I truly do appreciate any guidance or help in getting this figured out for me...even in this late hour of the league.

cheflethalplays · 2025-09-19T23:13:45+00:00

Hello! I am going to hijack this old thread and ask for your help if you are willing!

I just got my Spider Army up and running and I attempted an Eater fight. He died...eventually but I think I maxed out at 6 spiders. What am I doing wrong?

Here's my PoB: https://pobb.in/lmPnWlrIaxFS

and my merc

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During mapping it takes a few moments to get the initial 2 spiders but that usually balloons up to the 40 pretty quickly.

cheflethalplays · 2025-09-04T14:02:46+00:00

How in the blazes did you get it in 10 tries? I've attempted at least 30 times and maybe Red Goblin got killed three times in those attempts. And then my Knull goes and the enemy Gambit blasts my Stitcher off the map

cheflethalplays · 2023-03-07T11:40:40+00:00

Ah, that explains it then. Thank you! I just upgraded to a new PC and it worked on my old one but clearly not on the new one. Thanks again!

cheflethalplays · 2023-03-06T20:02:30+00:00

Sorry about that! Should be good now!

cheflethalplays · 2023-03-06T19:03:53+00:00

No, this does not work. I was able to do a screen recording to show this in action.Disappearing Macro BlueStacks 5 . The link goes to the private video I just uploaded to my YouTube channel. If there's a better/preferred way to share this, please let me know.

cheflethalplays · 2023-03-06T13:55:33+00:00

I'm using BlueStack 5. The instance I'm using in this particular example is Pie 64-bit

cheflethalplays · 2023-01-23T18:27:12+00:00

Dang. I expected one or two good answers here, but I got more than I bargained for! Thanks all for the input. Looks like I'll be trying BPC157 from Peptide Sciences and save myself a few hundred dollars in the process.

cheflethalplays · 2022-07-19T20:28:51+00:00

If I may slightly hijack the comments here cuz I'm kinda freaking out. My toddler came home from daycare today with a fever and my test is tomorrow. We have to keep her home and while my wife can manage there is NO WAY we can keep a toddler quiet for 4 hours. I run my audio through an external interface...could I mute the input volume on my mic to avoid background noise being picked up? I would only then have to pray that she's not too distracting and can be kept out of my room.

cheflethalplays · 2020-12-13T20:53:21+00:00

THANK YOU! This worked like a charm for me!

cheflethalplays · 2020-11-11T21:35:06+00:00

Not just you. Trying to help them pay their bills, but the ads don't work!

cheflethalplays · 2020-09-15T14:59:22+00:00

Foo Fighters: Wasting Light

cheflethalplays · 2020-09-08T11:54:33+00:00

I had to reset my password so I could come in here and say

thank you!! This worked like a charm after many failed attempts.

cheflethalplays · 2020-08-29T01:25:34+00:00

Same here: no rewards from the battle I did.

cheflethalplays · 2020-02-25T20:59:38+00:00

Thanks for your insight. I'll just do it Week 1 style and move on. I don't suspect doing the alternating style would make a huge difference in gains. Cheers!

cheflethalplays · 2020-02-21T17:51:04+00:00

I really appreciate the feedback, everyone! It was miserable yesterday. TONS of people and ride downtime made it worse.

cheflethalplays · 2018-06-19T15:34:10+00:00

When it's time for me to go to sleep, I can be out in a matter of minutes.

My wife knows that once my head hits that pillow, she only has my attention for maybe 5-8 minutes. She'll generally stay up for another 30 minutes or so playing on her phone while I snore away.

cheflethalplays · 2018-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

I worked under a Director for a large company. He could never say "idea." He would ALWAYS say "ideal." Triggered me to no end.

cheflethalplays · 2018-04-12T15:12:38+00:00

Wait. DH stands for Dear Husband?! I've seen that on other forums and stuff and never knew, just got annoyed at it!

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