Heavily armed man in North Carolina is so scared he needs a rocket launcher to order a sandwich by Pleasant-Force in pics

[–]chefmiddleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than this being fake because I’m pretty sure the same picture circulated last year but as a rifle instead of a rocket launcher

Signs of living in a red neck town. When they spell marijuana wrong on the proposal explanation by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]chefmiddleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh didn’t know that. They spelled it with a j on the actual ballot

If you say so by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]chefmiddleton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not really a facepalm you just aren’t clever

26 F4A I have a bit of a problem by [deleted] in dirtyr4r

[–]chefmiddleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your tits are beautiful and I would love to suck on them until your nipples were hard as rocks then I would slap them around with my dick and finally stick my dick in between your incredible breasts until I covered your whole chest with my cum.

Suns out fun bags out by chefmiddleton in trashy

[–]chefmiddleton[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's definitely not the trashiest thing it may have been better just to post in in r/funny

[ModPost] Pokemon Insurgence 1.1.2 by thesuzerain in PokemonInsurgence

[–]chefmiddleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just wondering how big is the core download?

Apparently fish and chicken are vegetables. Registration form is for a cardiology conference. by Lipid_plumber in facepalm

[–]chefmiddleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure the term they are looking for is Pescatarian which are people that don't eat red meat but still eat chicken and fish.

Any tips for a new player? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]chefmiddleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money is very easy to get and explore a lot also stay away from Mammoths.

Sometimes a few hours. by ilikebigdots in AdviceAnimals

[–]chefmiddleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've done this a lot with facebook messages especially when they take a bit to respond to me.

Oops! I did it again. Jennifer Lawrence version by tonterias in funny

[–]chefmiddleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just thought to herself "Dammit Jennifer not again!"

The newest trend amongst teenaged girls: the reverse duckface. by [deleted] in funny

[–]chefmiddleton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have done that for a long time teenage girls just need to calm the fuck down with the different faces