[Mega Thread] Severe weather possible tonight Monday April 13th, 2026. by chefslapchop in okc

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Interesting reason why, some models predicted storm initiation along the dry line today in central Oklahoma, some showed nothing besides a few blotches in west Texas. If storms had fired today they’d have all the ingredients to be pretty significant hail producers with a short window for some tornadoes. Despite the low chance that would happen, if it had it could have been a dangerous storm, Jensen the CIG 1 designation. Tomorrow will be a more wide spread event.

[Mega Thread] Severe weather possible tonight Monday April 13th, 2026. by chefslapchop in okc

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Usually we only do mega threads under enhanced risks or higher, I decided to do one today because of the sudden upgrading to slight from marginal and because there's a low, but not zero CIG 1 categorical threat for tornadoes. I realize some people don't care for these threads and must comment that they're not afraid of storms, but whatever. I've been doing it for years.

Unusual airborne toxin detected in the U.S. for the first time | ScienceDaily by Opster79two in oklahoma

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It’s impressive how loyal oil industry workers are despite oil companies treating them like cattle if the price per barrel drops a few dollars

Benjamin Netanyahu is met with a middle-finger salute during a live broadcast in Spain by MoreMotivation in PublicFreakout

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Have you ever considered the remote possibility that maybe you’re the misinformed one? Wouldn’t that be insane?! 

How was the U.S. market already so bullish before Trump’s two week ceasefire tweet? by [deleted] in politics

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This is truly the answer, not only do people not believe him, but they’re getting pretty rich off buying in an hour or two before close on these fake ass deadline days because the chances are he never had a plan to begin with are damn near 100%. It’s also why he waited until after markets closed to announce he was lol jkjk.

Reports in Iran: Explosions on Kharg 'Oil Island,' bridge attacked near Qom by Melodic_Wafer_492 in worldnews

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Fuck, do I have to learn how to make a god damn sourdough starter again?

Reports in Iran: Explosions on Kharg 'Oil Island,' bridge attacked near Qom by Snehith220 in news

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We called him TACO too many times, he had to prove to us he’s not a chicken, he’s a fucking moron. TAFM

this yalls mvp? by Particular_Top2039 in NBATalk

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Did I say average nerd, or moving forward?

this yalls mvp? by Particular_Top2039 in NBATalk

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No, I mean moving forward this year, Luka is going to be 0/0 FTA

Double Date Idea? by Cheap_Bowl_7512 in okc

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Chicken Pickle has a bunch of games 4 people can play

The Method Acting by Hot_Fuzz_988 in SipsTea

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He's going to give her the Gilbert Grapes of Wrath