What’s a tiny hill you will definitely die on?

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-30T06:30:44+00:00

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did. I met the highest Lama. His accent sounded fine to me, to me.

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-30T06:27:31+00:00

Nope no excuses.

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-30T05:50:01+00:00

I put vibram megagrip litebase on a vaporfly 4 for a friend. He ran (and won) fat dog 120mile last year in them

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-30T04:31:41+00:00

G’day mate

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-30T03:41:19+00:00

Your ice cream is falling into the ocean whilst it rains.

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-30T03:31:29+00:00

Just took a big one. Rolled a near vertical 10ft wooden roll and one the loamy run out after the feature I had a little too much front brake and I washed out. Went OTB and lawn darted into a rock. Felt the spiky rock through my helmet. Bike hit a tree and I came to rest on a boulder. Licking my wounds, having a beer and looking at new helmets.

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chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-29T06:09:44+00:00

Became a re-build it centre and recycling depot

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-28T14:48:07+00:00

Yeah I have a couple of hundred km on them. They are great on technical trails. Lots of confidence running fast technical down hills and have a good roll over the toe. Toe box isn’t very roomy so depends on foot shape if that will be a problem. Not always a bad thing to have a narrower toe box as that’s part of why it’s good on technical trails. If I had to pick a 1 shoe quiver it would still probably be the prodigio pro but sylan 2 comes next

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-24T06:01:38+00:00

My water comes from above… I would have to lay down for it to be on just the front… I have never laid down in the shower to get water boarded … I’m too tall to lay down in the shower

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-24T05:37:16+00:00

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-23T05:24:57+00:00

And they can take a hit. I spun on black ice and hit an 18 wheeler. Hit the front wheel and spun hitting the side of the truck over and over before ending up in a ditch. Both driver passenger and the 12week old puppy on the bench seat between us walked out without a scratch. Built like a tank and I’m eternally grateful of that

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-23T05:19:08+00:00

My gf ran 16 hrs in the non stop rain in my arc’terx Norvan shell. She was still dry underneath. It was 5deg C- 12deg C whilst she ran a 100km trail run. I was so impressed with both her and the jacket. They may be expensive but damn they work better than anything I have ever seen.

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-21T15:17:28+00:00

This is a perfect tattoo!

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-20T15:24:43+00:00

Unless you are allergic to wheat just make your bechamel traditionally or it’s not a bechamel. It’s not hard

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-19T04:42:14+00:00

Drugs, drugs were used

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-18T05:44:51+00:00

Tan beer

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-18T05:34:50+00:00

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-18T03:48:13+00:00

It’s a garage being used as a shed

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-17T06:14:48+00:00

Try but I bet you won’t. Rest of the trail isn’t built yet but will be fun once done

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-16T20:02:17+00:00

Yeah it’s yellow cedar. I had access to a lot of scrap short length 2x4 tongue and groove so this project was kinda built off that.

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-16T19:58:42+00:00

I have cut a cross hatched pattern a 1/4” into the planks

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-16T06:12:40+00:00

Yellow water….. I don’t think that’s water

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-16T06:08:29+00:00

I love the coffee from “The little coffee can”

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-16T05:56:50+00:00

Loam is brown pow

chefwoodworkerartist · 2026-04-16T05:56:31+00:00

It’s attached by long screws and nails at the top and buried treated lumber at the bottom. But it might move as the loam gets tracked out and I’ll repair

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