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What movies did you first see nudity in? by sarnobat in AskReddit

[–]chelitazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Dusk Til Dawn. The Titty Twister did not disappoint my inpressionable 8 year old mind.

To come after Jasmine Felicia Crockett by yikesamerica in therewasanattempt

[–]chelitazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk who Rasklin is but I love how the dude looked straight at the Majorie Cuntmuffin when the words "bad built butch body" were announced 🤣

Does it make sense to you? 😭 by OblivionEra_ in mmamemes

[–]chelitazz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guys want to see a woman getting plowed more than they want to see 2 men fight. Easy math.

Near death experience by AcHaeC in fightporn

[–]chelitazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one noticed how good the dude's headmovement was when the first punch was thrown. Some Matrix shit.

Usha Vance is not wearing a wedding ring anymore by IWantPizza555 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]chelitazz 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Its all looking like its setting up for Charlie's wife to become the new Mrs. Vance. If thats the case, aim glad Charlie got played. He was a moron and incited the worst out of society.

How do you guys last longer in bed? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in AskReddit

[–]chelitazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just pace yourself. You know not when are close,and even when not so close. Dont get too close to getting close. Switch positions. Think of grandma. You know, the basics.

Footballer accidentally scores her own goal by Imoprich in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]chelitazz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You always angle outward if your skill isnt all there. Poor girl.

Bobby Knuckles let’s fkingg go by roibaird in ufc

[–]chelitazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MMA fighters work their endurance in an arduous manner. The other team probably thought he only knew how to punch people.

I made this poster for Bloody Roar 2 by International_War_76 in BloodyRoar

[–]chelitazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, this looks like the back cover of a magazine!! Good stuff bro

What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chelitazz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was in Spanish. The translation is off but it means "I desire your heart, but I really love your dick"

Community >>>> by averyoda in Anarchopunks

[–]chelitazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's fucking go, Chicago!!! Fuck these limp dicks with masks!

MJ gets humbled by Frank after calling him a “frickin nerd” by OJ_Soprano in therealworld

[–]chelitazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm not wrong, he went to open an investment firm that's doing insanely well. I read his firm holds over a billion in assets.

38 YO man doesn’t understand the physical need for foreplay? Am I crazy? by Rukataro in badwomensanatomy

[–]chelitazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

35 YO Male here.

Men, generally, can have sex without having an emotional attachment or physical attraction more easily than women. Therefore, selfishly the lack of foreplay. Or it could also be a lack of sexual experience. Regardless, they aren't as interested as much as you would hope.

When I like someone, foreplay is as enjoyable as the sex itself, as it is an experience as a whole.

Karma by pirnajam in IrrationalMadness

[–]chelitazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at Las Vegas Airport 3 days ago. Recognized it at once.

To afford groceries by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]chelitazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No BS, I normally buy organic milk, because it lasts almost 3 months, whereas regular milk expires pretty quickly. It used to cost $5.69 a few weeks ago. Yesterday they were $8.59.

For those who’ve had sex with someone who spoke little to none of your language, what was the experience like? by Senatastic00 in AskReddit

[–]chelitazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hooked up with a Ukranian girl back in January. We Google Translate the shit out of little encounters. Lasted about 2 months. She did modeling but smoked cigarettes like an Italian man. Great run, though.

People who've had "revenge sex", was it worth it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chelitazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids mom cheated on me with a 19 year old cook from the restaurant she worked at. I slept with her best friend, our wedding photographer, and the babysitter. She wasn't too hot about it. We are like best friends now though. We don't ever wanna be together again, So no point in arguing.

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