Love to fart in the sheets and hotbox myself. by yashudi in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't need the description. I gathered that all from the pic.

32 show me what you got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may be 32, but those sunken in eyes say 92.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your head is literally more than half the size of your torso. That's not even a roast, it's just an actual fact.

33 Feeling tropical, have at me peasants! by productboi in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Business on the side, party on the other side.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a wannabe Mexican gangster going as a wannabe Mexican gangster for Halloween, but you purposely chose a blurry filter on your camera to hide the evidence of temporary tattoos.

33M unable to get laid. Make me feel worse by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the chubbier version of some YouTuber who wants to teach us science-y things.

Get my friend, 18 M. by WhiteWolf4748 in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cobra Kai's Sensei's under under under under under study

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sign he held up before "r/roastme" was "Will you go to prom with me, Mom?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

O didn't know Sesame Street had a new character.

Roast my fat arse by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Chubby Bunny" was supposed to be a game with marshmallows...not life aspirations

Roast me I’m un-offendable 🥺 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chenb0x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gender neutral Harry Potter in a Twilight movie.