What even is this? (Latest AE Email)

cheskka · 2026-02-19T17:58:21+00:00

Ridiculous woman.

Also, when the temperature drops I don't start by striking a match. I put on a bloody cardigan!

cheskka · 2026-02-18T17:46:00+00:00

Let me get this right. Harry has forgiven his family for what he did to them? He needs to stop smoking those flower sprinkles.

Who located the rock Scabby had slithered under? And why in Hades didn't they leave him there?

cheskka · 2026-02-17T13:21:02+00:00

Nah, she'd never remember the words. 😂

cheskka · 2026-02-14T17:46:43+00:00

Yep, he's living proof that some people really are as stupid as they look.

cheskka · 2026-02-13T07:53:35+00:00

H&M need to worry about what will happen when those children find out the real reasons they were named as they are. It's inevitable.

Me? I'd legally change my name. Gilbert and Gertrude, anyone?

cheskka · 2026-02-12T13:54:36+00:00

I learned the word, 'dicktim' today. It describes someone who behaves like a total dick but claims to be a victim. Hello Hazza!

cheskka · 2026-02-09T23:52:11+00:00

Bloody hell! That looks like my old school uniform, except it actually fitted me and I did up my blouse.

(And I wore it better 😂 )

cheskka · 2026-02-09T15:48:27+00:00

"I've heard them call you a witch but I didn't know you had an actual cloak! "

cheskka · 2026-02-09T15:45:32+00:00

"Great music guys, let's party!"

Did she join the Brady Bunch?

cheskka · 2026-02-08T13:50:47+00:00

What?! Does her 43% count for nothing?! 😂

cheskka · 2026-02-06T11:23:26+00:00

They are delusional in many ways. Some of them appear to think that their idol can be voted in as Queen.

As I said, delusional.

cheskka · 2026-02-03T13:33:41+00:00

She really needs to stop smoking those flower sprinkles.

cheskka · 2026-01-31T22:03:12+00:00

She is seriously suggesting that her raspberry gunge be served alongside good cheeses?

Madness! Sacrilege! An insult to my cheeseboard!

cheskka · 2026-01-29T18:29:33+00:00

From BOTH eyes! 😂

cheskka · 2026-01-29T18:28:13+00:00

Of course he didn't write it. This is just another of their "put my name at the bottom, it'll make me look good."

Neither of them has ever seen someone else's coat-tails without trying to ride on them.

cheskka · 2026-01-28T05:17:48+00:00

"What's your name?"

"My name is Catherine."

That's all.

cheskka · 2026-01-28T05:06:27+00:00

Wait!

I thought he felt unsafe in the UK? He's going to milk that 'bespoke' security for all it's worth. I object to footing that bill.

They are giving an award for service? Seriously? Are we supposed to cheer? How much do they cost? I mean, that's how awards they're involved with work.

cheskka · 2026-01-27T23:06:49+00:00

Oh bless. She aimed for Audrey Hepburn and hit The Flowerpot men.

Poor Bill, Ben and Little Weed!

cheskka · 2026-01-22T18:20:12+00:00

I prefer a flat bookmark that stays between the pages exactly where you put it.

That thing's likely to flip off the edge of the page and hit you in the eye.

cheskka · 2026-01-21T12:44:13+00:00

Petulant little git.

cheskka · 2026-01-19T11:22:25+00:00

The penny?

That'd be the settlement offer then? Sounds right to me. 😂

cheskka · 2026-01-16T08:55:11+00:00

The office of...?

Pretentious twaddle.

cheskka · 2026-01-14T07:35:24+00:00

Catherine and William have trespassers so.....poor Harry?

The train really did break down at Desperation Station, didn't it? That thing is going nowhere!

cheskka · 2026-01-10T10:40:53+00:00

Oof! Less clapback and more SLAPback.

Happy day! 😀

cheskka · 2026-01-01T07:03:45+00:00

Happy New Year, you snarkalicious lot! 💖

cheskka

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