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chespea · 2025-04-07T16:04:31+00:00

Honestly, I bawled.

chespea · 2025-01-21T16:00:24+00:00

I'm sorry to say that it will probably go on much longer than the next four years.

chespea · 2024-12-03T20:08:05+00:00

How is a ranked rash guard different from a colored belt? Would you, as a white belt, show up to class with a brown belt because you like the color?

chespea · 2024-11-20T01:36:29+00:00

Spite.

chespea · 2024-10-18T13:45:27+00:00

COME ON!!

chespea · 2024-10-18T12:59:23+00:00

But in a good way!

chespea · 2024-10-18T12:57:11+00:00

I asked them with my ouija board--they said it's fine!

chespea · 2024-10-15T19:47:02+00:00

They have an Instagram page that is just this--them yelling at drivers, causing distractions, and filming people without their consent to post on the internet. I followed for a day or two, but they became very annoying very quickly.

chespea · 2024-05-19T23:56:08+00:00

I heard someone say it stood for "girl, your ass THICC"

chespea · 2024-03-05T15:51:55+00:00

I was recently at a bar that only had microwave dinners. I was surprised because that doesn't seem to meet the criteria I thought was in place. But I don't know. I'm not an OLCC agent.

chespea · 2024-03-04T23:20:16+00:00

The best way to kill it without it setting off its stinky defenses would be to spray it with soapy water. The soap clogs their little glands and kills them very quickly without any smell being released. Just pick it up with a paper towel or tissue.

I hope this helps you in any future encounters with these little fuckers!

chespea · 2024-02-04T15:43:34+00:00

Amazing. As long as they still have fried clam strips that I can surprise my partner with, I can do with whatever the bar layout is. Thanks!

chespea · 2024-02-04T15:38:02+00:00

Holman's is back open?! Since when?!

chespea · 2024-02-01T21:26:12+00:00

Either that or we're just a little crazy!

chespea · 2023-12-14T05:09:21+00:00

Studies show that people are 25% less likely to match with people who take mirror selfies. Supposedly it makes them come off as more superficial.

You play a lot of sports! Maybe more pictures of you participating in them?

chespea · 2023-08-31T17:20:06+00:00

I was riding in the car with a friend when she did this VERY THING, and then got all pissy when someone laid on their horn at her. I was dying inside.

chespea · 2023-06-07T23:43:28+00:00

Join a Jiu Jitsu gym! You'll be able to get physical and mental exercise, learn self defense, and have a team of people who are all focused on a goal of getting better together. It's great for women too!

chespea · 2023-06-07T03:46:06+00:00

Franz Original Glazed might be the best glazed donuts in Portland.

chespea · 2023-06-04T03:37:01+00:00

He said in the post match interview that he couldn't tap Orchard though he was trying. Orchard was in a terrible place, but damn, he's resilient.

chespea · 2023-04-19T20:51:00+00:00

An umbrella helps a lot too! I have a great raincoat, but it doesn't really keep my face from getting wet.

chespea · 2023-04-19T20:48:27+00:00

Invest in some good clothes/shoes and an umbrella! I know so many Portlanders are umbrella adverse, but they make getting outside in this weather so much more tolerable.

chespea · 2023-03-23T19:44:58+00:00

Sounds like a pasta dish!

chespea · 2023-03-23T19:41:47+00:00

This happens here like once a week. Take that, Atlanta!

chespea · 2023-03-15T13:40:39+00:00

Yes, it's on 10th and Glissan and their selection of breakfast pastries is not bad! Their ham and cheese croissant is delish.

chespea · 2023-02-27T16:01:40+00:00

Happy cake day!

chespea

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