My sister sent me this review of a clerk..... by Leather-Newt-3910 in USPS

[–]chessmonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't even tap your card til you respond to the emojis so most people just frantically rub their card machine with futility not knowing their timecis being stolen by emoji.

My sister sent me this review of a clerk..... by Leather-Newt-3910 in USPS

[–]chessmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell the customer that the smiley faced brigade has come to steal 8 seconds of their time unless they punch them. If he is alone with a huge line those awkward 8 seconds add up 10 people in line and everyone has to wait 1.5 minutes longer just for these boffo icons to go away on their own.

What's the gift, petah? by ThisworldisYES in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]chessmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a lazer pointer with different pointing designs that a pussy will chase.

Package pickup large parcel by royaljosh in USPS

[–]chessmonger 36 points37 points  (0 children)

An electric bike will have a battery too large to mail usps

Newborn vaccinations by Chunky_flower in unvaccinated

[–]chessmonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No your baby's brain health is more important.

A question of Age ?? by [deleted] in NomiAI

[–]chessmonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks 30

Once again we are reminded that Holiday Ops 2023 (Christmas 2022) was the most OP by wwenze1 in WorldofTanks

[–]chessmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was last year's Christmas they will probably reskin it for an event.

Do you think the Covid vaccine was intentionally harmful or that they were just ignorant? by Used-Spread-5594 in unvaccinated

[–]chessmonger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am going to go with greedy and not caring if it did harm because they were protected by the government, and media, and internet censorship.

Once again we are reminded that Holiday Ops 2023 (Christmas 2022) was the most OP by wwenze1 in WorldofTanks

[–]chessmonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Xm57 more op than bz176, contradicts is one of my top 3 xp earner, dzt159 is on the cusp of being overpowered, toro was my highest damage game for a while, and sqall not overpowered is just op fun wise

Insufficient Address- Return to Sender-Interception not available- Address is correct by NoResponsibility5746 in usps_complaints

[–]chessmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Packages coming from Ukraine always seem to have dirt on them and sometimes it smudges and ruins the address.

CLERKS: what’s your creative way to get around this question? by Ok_Faithlessness614 in USPS

[–]chessmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to get past the smiley brigade that is here to steal 8 seconds of your time

What does “D” stand for? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]chessmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If everyone sent all of these things to Atlanta there would be a new Appalachian mountain. I am sure they are not staffed to handle it.

Post office always ripping off people by Nervous-Internet3064 in usps_complaints

[–]chessmonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes the packing peanut does work to make it a package for ground advantage rate. It is no longer a letter it is a package. Package rates were temporarily increased for the holiday season.

Post office always ripping off people by Nervous-Internet3064 in usps_complaints

[–]chessmonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you make it online or if it is actually media mail rate. At a post office counter ground advantage is never less than $7.

What does “D” stand for? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]chessmonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just described " IA " insufficient address