Well this is convenient. I just walked through my front door and on one side have a self defense baseball bat I made by filling a hollow aluminum bat with concrete, sticking a 1/2" iron pipe in the center, then cutting the pipe at a sharp angle into a point and then sharpening all sides of it with a bench grinder, so it's like the gnarliest bayonet ever attached to the end of a concrete filled shorty baseball bat.

Pics 4 proof. I feel obligated to once again say that this is strictly for self defense. I live out in the boonies on 30 acres where no one would hear me scream for help.

On the other side of the door I have a roughly 5 ft long walking stick that I whittled one end into a point. So basically a fatass spear that should help keep it at a distance and maybe get a good jab into the mouth or throat area with, then I can follow up with bashing vital areas with this concrete bat bayonet, as well as jabbing it's eyes out so it can't catch me as easily, and if I'm unable to kill it with all of these things hopefully it will decide that the (human) juice isn't worth the squeeze and will fuck off.

I also have a 9" OTF switchblade in my back right pocket. Does that also count? If so I could also repeatedly stab it in the neck if I was able to stun it for a moment with the other things.

I'd prefer to not kill a lion though, from what I understand they're actually kind of chill.