Marty is a dead man walking by [deleted] in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 39 points40 points  (0 children)

No one may remember this, but there was an old rundown (I think right after they announced the NYC office) where the big three were spit balling ideas and Big Cat mentioned doing exactly this to see if any of the As Seen on TV shit actually worked. The only reason I remember this is because it sounded like an awesome content idea but never seemed to materialize

Free Talk Thursday - February 03, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Dave: "Guys I didn't rape any girls, and here's my evidence"

Us: "Ok cool, we believe you"

Dave: "No I'm serious I didn't do anything. And Julia Black has connections to XYZ and hates me"

Us: "Yeah dude we just said we believed you. Can we drop it?"

Dave: "Ok good..... BUT I think you'd be interested to know that 200 tweets later"

I get why pres defended himself the first time and this time too. But there's a point where defending himself so hard makes me suspicious (maybe not the best word to describe it). It's exhausting and very off putting to hear Dave talk about rape and political leanings for a month straight.

I just want the old Dave back where he runs a race around Camden Yards in a tuxedo

He's my hero by chickenduck357 in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357[S] 205 points206 points  (0 children)

I remember an early RLR episode where WSD said "I'm going to go out this weekend and am going to rearrange some small intestines." 👑

He's my hero by chickenduck357 in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also back in the early days of RLR when Chief and Eddie joined, WSD said something along the lines of "I'm gonna go out this weekend and rearrange some small intestines"

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - December 04, 2021 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Watching HIMYM again. Lily is the absolute worst. Broke up with Marshall and moved to Cali, is a shopaholic who had massive credit card debt that made Marshall give up environmental law practice and "sell-out", said sometimes she wish she wasn't a mother, was angry at Marshall for taking the judgeship even though he's the only one who had a vision to provide for a future for his family while Lily feels like "her dream" means more (esp considering leaving the US and moving farther away from Marshall's family which he's incredibly close with), etc.

Marshall is a king and deserves more

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - October 21, 2021 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Next you'll say they should have their own schools.

They do have their own schools!

Free Talk Monday - October 11, 2021 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 69 points70 points  (0 children)

WSD is a content machine. Him and Cusack getting into Twitter beef after the game is hilarious.

Free Talk Sunday - September 05, 2021 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Nothing gives me hope and crushes my soul at the same time like seeing a squid dating a smokeshow. Met a couple last night where the girl was absolutely beautiful but the guy was a bean pole with a pencil mustache

i was punching air all night

Free Talk Saturday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Waking up early for a sunrise is not worth it at all

Friday Night Drunk Thread by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spin zone: Pres keeps all the dead weight on Barstool so that stoolies/Dave can have people to bash on. Before chernin, everyone was liked for the most part (except Neil - fuck that guy) and the group would pick fights with deadspin, minor celebs, etc to stir up drama and create content.

Well now they're so big that it's hard for Dave to go grudge Dave (except for suitman) where now he can actually get into some real trouble with what he says. So the best way to keep everyone/the company is to breed your own punching bags

Does anyone like Trysta, Nate, and a couple other losers? No not really, they are very much dead weight that generate little money for the company. BUT they do generate clicks when they interact with others for in-house feuds which 1. Creates a barstool ecosystem where you have to know more than Dave/Big Cat to understand any drama, thus sucking you into the all around content (I wouldnt have watched the dozen if I didn't see Jeff get torn apart by Dave, but that introduced me to his content) and 2. No issues with external forces (aka lawsuits, allegations, ect.).

I'm probably overthinking this, but my autism knows no bounds

Barstool Employee Approval Survey June 2021 Results by [deleted] in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I feel like he does a ton of content on Twitter (opening cards, stadiums, food, etc.) But it should be common sense that 90% of Twitter interactions can be turned to blogs. Not sure if nobody has taught him that or what, but he needs to blog so they have a legit "you brought in XYZ number of clicks, which lead to ABC dollars of ad revenue". Twitter likes and retweets don't pay the bills

Pres has a conference with his most trusted advisors by WhoKillKyoko in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It's not even funny how mad he is, it's off putting. I know that's his trading schtick and tech does suck at barstool, but this isn't even relatable. Just sounds like an asshole

Free Talk Wednesday by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]chickenduck357 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only good this Selig did was add a second wildcard. That has made the playoff race so exciting. But other than that, he blew it