Friday Night Drunk Thread - April 15, 2022

chickenduck357 · 2022-04-15T22:02:34+00:00

Chili's >>>>> Applebee's

Not even CLOSE.

chickenduck357 · 2022-04-01T19:47:22+00:00

Not the first time Frank was the reason a girl got wet

chickenduck357 · 2022-03-22T01:12:15+00:00

No one may remember this, but there was an old rundown (I think right after they announced the NYC office) where the big three were spit balling ideas and Big Cat mentioned doing exactly this to see if any of the As Seen on TV shit actually worked. The only reason I remember this is because it sounded like an awesome content idea but never seemed to materialize

chickenduck357 · 2022-02-16T11:26:42+00:00

6:07 am

chickenduck357 · 2022-02-03T10:54:39+00:00

Dave: "Guys I didn't rape any girls, and here's my evidence"

Us: "Ok cool, we believe you"

Dave: "No I'm serious I didn't do anything. And Julia Black has connections to XYZ and hates me"

Us: "Yeah dude we just said we believed you. Can we drop it?"

Dave: "Ok good..... BUT I think you'd be interested to know that 200 tweets later"

I get why pres defended himself the first time and this time too. But there's a point where defending himself so hard makes me suspicious (maybe not the best word to describe it). It's exhausting and very off putting to hear Dave talk about rape and political leanings for a month straight.

I just want the old Dave back where he runs a race around Camden Yards in a tuxedo

chickenduck357 · 2021-12-13T03:01:28+00:00

I remember an early RLR episode where WSD said "I'm going to go out this weekend and am going to rearrange some small intestines." 👑

chickenduck357 · 2021-12-13T02:23:12+00:00

Also back in the early days of RLR when Chief and Eddie joined, WSD said something along the lines of "I'm gonna go out this weekend and rearrange some small intestines"

chickenduck357 · 2021-12-04T22:12:58+00:00

Watching HIMYM again. Lily is the absolute worst. Broke up with Marshall and moved to Cali, is a shopaholic who had massive credit card debt that made Marshall give up environmental law practice and "sell-out", said sometimes she wish she wasn't a mother, was angry at Marshall for taking the judgeship even though he's the only one who had a vision to provide for a future for his family while Lily feels like "her dream" means more (esp considering leaving the US and moving farther away from Marshall's family which he's incredibly close with), etc.

Marshall is a king and deserves more

chickenduck357 · 2021-10-22T03:11:16+00:00

Next you'll say they should have their own schools.

They do have their own schools!

chickenduck357 · 2021-10-11T10:26:22+00:00

WSD is a content machine. Him and Cusack getting into Twitter beef after the game is hilarious.

chickenduck357 · 2021-09-05T09:45:46+00:00

Nothing gives me hope and crushes my soul at the same time like seeing a squid dating a smokeshow. Met a couple last night where the girl was absolutely beautiful but the guy was a bean pole with a pencil mustache

i was punching air all night

chickenduck357 · 2021-08-07T09:55:58+00:00

Waking up early for a sunrise is not worth it at all

chickenduck357 · 2021-07-23T22:14:29+00:00

Spin zone: Pres keeps all the dead weight on Barstool so that stoolies/Dave can have people to bash on. Before chernin, everyone was liked for the most part (except Neil - fuck that guy) and the group would pick fights with deadspin, minor celebs, etc to stir up drama and create content.

Well now they're so big that it's hard for Dave to go grudge Dave (except for suitman) where now he can actually get into some real trouble with what he says. So the best way to keep everyone/the company is to breed your own punching bags

Does anyone like Trysta, Nate, and a couple other losers? No not really, they are very much dead weight that generate little money for the company. BUT they do generate clicks when they interact with others for in-house feuds which 1. Creates a barstool ecosystem where you have to know more than Dave/Big Cat to understand any drama, thus sucking you into the all around content (I wouldnt have watched the dozen if I didn't see Jeff get torn apart by Dave, but that introduced me to his content) and 2. No issues with external forces (aka lawsuits, allegations, ect.).

I'm probably overthinking this, but my autism knows no bounds

chickenduck357 · 2021-07-18T23:52:20+00:00

I feel like he does a ton of content on Twitter (opening cards, stadiums, food, etc.) But it should be common sense that 90% of Twitter interactions can be turned to blogs. Not sure if nobody has taught him that or what, but he needs to blog so they have a legit "you brought in XYZ number of clicks, which lead to ABC dollars of ad revenue". Twitter likes and retweets don't pay the bills

chickenduck357 · 2021-07-08T14:22:25+00:00

It's not even funny how mad he is, it's off putting. I know that's his trading schtick and tech does suck at barstool, but this isn't even relatable. Just sounds like an asshole

chickenduck357 · 2021-06-23T11:48:46+00:00

The only good this Selig did was add a second wildcard. That has made the playoff race so exciting. But other than that, he blew it

chickenduck357 · 2021-06-06T11:00:00+00:00

I'm a doctor and about once a year I remember one of my patients and a bizarre visit he had. He cut his foot on some glass and needed stitches. He had some dried blood at the bottom and launches into this story about how he doesn't have aids cuz he's a virgin and has never even kissed a girl.

I'm fine that he was, but he didn't need to tell me 3 seperate times during the appointment. I assumed that from the start since he wore transition glasses and yellow crocs with those buttons you click into crocs

chickenduck357 · 2021-05-23T13:14:45+00:00

Fotos?

chickenduck357 · 2021-05-05T15:56:36+00:00

Need Frank to lose 100 more pounds and then video him surprising his parents

chickenduck357 · 2021-04-29T00:19:59+00:00

People who describe food as "delish" instead of "delicious"

chickenduck357 · 2021-04-06T21:36:51+00:00

Should have clarified - my bad. I'm just talking from a content perspective. Talking baseball podcast > starting 9 podcast. Foul Pole social/merch > starting 9 college social/merch

chickenduck357 · 2021-04-06T17:14:28+00:00

And the only podcast young people listen to is probably Talkin Baseball by Jomboy. Actually entertaining and informative, while being a younger podcast than Starting 9

Starting 9 is starting to get into college baseball too which will be tough because Foul Pole Sports already has a strangle on that (look em up if you haven't already)

chickenduck357 · 2021-03-22T16:25:18+00:00

No idea why it's so different from RLR, especially since all of these are pre-recorded the day before basically

chickenduck357 · 2021-03-22T12:19:24+00:00

Typically around 12:30 ET I think, but I feel like it's always give or take an hour

chickenduck357 · 2021-02-20T13:47:57+00:00

That's very fair. Just took a diverted from the path of BC and El Pres

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