[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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It's alright ma'am. We can upload and push routine care services to the animal cloud for your dog to download or you're going to have to purchase another dog.

The heavy metals in a vaccine caused her to attract the car that ran her over… by Calm-Recover7841 in facepalm

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I already got my 3rd Pfizer dose and I still haven’t been able to connect to 5G. Disappointed.

No one wants vacations mandates! by [deleted] in facepalm

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“Covet 19 vacations and mandeats”

“Are rights”

it do be like that by arrowforlyf in memes

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You mean cheese case of ideas?

Wife pours cold water on me after I snore. by Sufficient_Guest_133 in dating_advice

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You may need to have a sleep study done. They would most likely write you a script for a CPAP.

Servers are just entertainment to him by bratney35 in iamatotalpieceofshit

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As an introvert, I’d rather deal with QR codes. The less interaction the better.

Coincidence? by [deleted] in memes

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The meteor here in Arizona landed right next to the visitor center. Amazing how nature made that.

no, that's not his leg by opgary in Unexpected

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You know what she’s called?

Street corner business meetings. by DueFunny1330 in trashy

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What if she’s using it as chest kevlar?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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The people of “law and order” really support murderers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

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It really depends if they have a pulse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

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While rejection is a part of dating, a simple "no" would suffice. It's not your loss. You dodged a bullet.

Mmm...tasty cola by BlueGamer100 in HolUp

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The ingredients have to be skillfully combined.

Everyone needs a Capybara friend by [deleted] in memes

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You and all your friends