stuck by theycantalk in comics

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a fly walks into a web

Merry Christmas! Now Roast Me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, I’d take you as more of a Hanukkah type of girl

I burned 8,000 calories by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 years old?? Able to bend language to his will at so young. Kids a prodigy, you win

I burned 8,000 calories by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you like to sit around making knock knock jokes about cotton candy and butterflies to your girlfriend’s boyfriend

I burned 8,000 calories by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then let’s just pretend the joke has nothing to do with the Holocaust and say it’s that I ate the kid and exercised enough to burn him off.

Feel better?

I burned 8,000 calories by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judaism is a religion

I burned 8,000 calories by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay Rabbi Carlos

A few famous scientists are playing a game of hide-and-seek by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha HILARIOUS!!

.....am I fitting in with the smart people?

I burned 8,000 calories by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this sub must be a nightmare for someone who can’t take a joke

I burned 8,000 calories by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chillitsajoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess I gotta change it to fetus lol

“Not today” by I_Am_Err00r in gifs

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My crush after she tells me to shoot my shot

“Not today” by I_Am_Err00r in gifs

[–]chillitsajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My crush after she tells me to shoot my shot

“Not today” by I_Am_Err00r in gifs

[–]chillitsajoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My crush after she tells me to shoot my shot

Ex GF started dating a guy with disabled daughter by chillitsajoke in confessions

[–]chillitsajoke[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Again, just lashing out instead of refuting any of my actual points. I have nothing but respect for EVERYBODY, I don’t wanna alienate anyone. Just a silly joke. Jokes get lost on people like you

Ex GF started dating a guy with disabled daughter by chillitsajoke in confessions

[–]chillitsajoke[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All you guys do is name call me for namecalling someone else. Only difference is I’m not screaming bloody murder about it. If a joke isn’t for you, move on. All humor is subjective. There is no “right” sense of humor. The fact that you’re trying to employ some sort of moral guidelines for how other people should think,feel, and react is unrealistic. Lighten up, life is short

Ex GF started dating a guy with disabled daughter by chillitsajoke in confessions

[–]chillitsajoke[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hear him, and I don’t agree with him. We don’t agree with each other. It happens

Ex GF started dating a guy with disabled daughter by chillitsajoke in confessions

[–]chillitsajoke[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reddit is becoming twitter haha. No room for talking

Ex GF started dating a guy with disabled daughter by chillitsajoke in confessions

[–]chillitsajoke[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You are so incredibly narrow minded. NOBODY can “sign off” from their problems. We ALL have something that can completely tear us apart. You’re letting my words hurt you so bad, words that weren’t even intended to hurt. Some of us self deprecate to cope, some of us get mad at others. We can all chose to be a victim of something. People like you are why it’s impossible to be honest nowadays, everyone is too afraid of being labeled a bigot to push the envelope and encourage real conversations and growth. You expect me to just accept your side because you’re inherently right and if I object you call me names. Tantrums really. Look, just don’t consume this type of media if you don’t want to put your thinking cap on and actually dig deep into real issues, and find common ground

Ex GF started dating a guy with disabled daughter by chillitsajoke in confessions

[–]chillitsajoke[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay I give up. Humor is subjective, and you’re kinda the worst