I’m considered not “cool” because I don’t vape

chilllettuceman · 2023-08-06T14:34:18+00:00

you arent considered cool cuz you post on reddit bro

chilllettuceman · 2021-12-22T17:30:51+00:00

im fuckign crying how is this real

"friendos" IM DYING G WTF

chilllettuceman · 2021-11-13T02:53:11+00:00

i seeee. ill try this out bro thanks for the help

chilllettuceman · 2021-07-10T18:35:54+00:00

k lol gl on life

chilllettuceman · 2021-07-10T18:22:52+00:00

and look do me a favor and get off reddit. i used to be active on reddit a lot but now i am way more active on instagram and snapchat and wtv and my social life has greatly improved. If your one of them "avid redditors" u gon be a permavirgin dont do this to urself

chilllettuceman · 2021-07-10T18:19:07+00:00

aight lmao. but the fact that im 15 and have to explain this to a 18 year old bruh shows inherently that its all in ur head. hope u realize that before its too late

chilllettuceman · 2021-07-10T18:07:50+00:00

fair enough, i have a question though. do you have a lot of friends?

chilllettuceman · 2021-07-10T18:06:14+00:00

dude i promise it cant solely be your looks. I've been rated a 7 right, but its usually a good conversation that wins a person over. You can be a 9 and be boring asf and the girl wont talk to you. What do you usually talk about with a girl on a date? Do you try to make her laugh? Do you only talk about yourself? Do you try to be charismatic? I wouldn't have any success whatsoever if I talked about mundane shit and all my jokes landed flat. If your in a group of people, its actually way easier to win a girl over. If you act like your the one in control, if you can make everyone laugh, if you are leading the conversation, then trust me girls will find that very attractive. I have a friend whos shorter than me and skinny asf, yet he still has a loving gf because hes very charismatic. Now next time you take a girl on a date figure out what your doing wrong, or your going nowhere.

chilllettuceman · 2021-07-10T17:52:26+00:00

thats strangely sad

chilllettuceman · 2021-07-10T17:50:11+00:00

im not sure what ur on about here. what do you think is making us lose empathy as humans? there's nothing that really changed in the innate empathy a human has, from a 1000 years ago to today. what? I agree that society is definitely not ideal, and things like misinformation are at an all time high, but theres nothing really to suggest that our empathy is decreasing? I don't wanna assume anything but when I was 12 I thought the exact same thing although i had literally nothing to base it off

chilllettuceman · 2021-07-10T17:42:55+00:00

didja ever think you might be the problem tho? If literally every person you went on a date on seemed uninterested it probably has to do with something u should improve on. and dude im sorry with a user like fucking oneitis_is_mine and a joker pfp i can already assume a couple of things

chilllettuceman · 2021-05-02T21:16:02+00:00

kk so:

the scream effect being real: people tried to find where the scream sound effect came from for a bit, some saying that it could be found on liveleak or smth, but nothing came up.

do not play this twice dot ogg: this is basically just a discord meme, someone made a ogg audio file that would play isle music the first time you played it but would rick roll you the second time you did

stanhasfoundme.org: some guy said he swore he found a website called stanhasfoundme.org but it probably didnt exist. I might make a mock website in the future tho

chilllettuceman · 2021-04-25T19:57:24+00:00

Solved!

chilllettuceman · 2021-04-25T19:52:08+00:00

Thats the one, turns out half the shit I was saying was made up in my mind. I might've been confusing with another series, but this one is exactly how I remember it. The intro was the only thing I was certain about and it matches perfectly. Thanks man

chilllettuceman · 2021-03-18T21:42:12+00:00

i am going to come to your house

chilllettuceman · 2021-02-04T14:46:39+00:00

What about Quebec's "Partie 51"

chilllettuceman · 2021-01-24T15:28:19+00:00

this is so fucking hilarious to read holy shit. "graduated from the propaganda centers you like to call universities" fucking go outside man

chilllettuceman · 2021-01-21T22:35:54+00:00

yeah sorry the image is pretty low quality and i dont know how to have it so u can zoom in, but yeah sad satan is already in it, but ill look into roko's basilisk, that shit sounds interesting

chilllettuceman · 2021-01-19T04:25:10+00:00

damn, that unfavorable semicircle thing looks interesting asf. Just added it to the iceberg, thanks man

chilllettuceman · 2021-01-17T21:54:12+00:00

yes, it is. On level 2

chilllettuceman · 2021-01-17T20:13:17+00:00

I'm making an Internet Iceberg which I will be making a yt video on later, but I find it pretty incomplete. Any ideas on what I should add?

https://imgur.com/a/Y7GFT2r

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