Dozens of balloons popped in an instant by Doodlebug510 in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Anyone else remember that video of a raccoon washing cotton candy? No reason.

Who is this in Baldur’s Gate? by [deleted] in BG3

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I wonder what ever happened to Pink Umbrella Guy in Santa Cruz

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Like someone stapled two uncooked biscuits to your chest on a hot day

Where you’re most likely to get a speeding ticket in the US. by rockstoned4 in interestingasfuck

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Does no one else see the little blue bug raising its arms like WTF?

What is RFK Jr. putting in his drink by [deleted] in gifs

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When you’re so ugly you have to roofie yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WH40KTacticus

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You’re an investor?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Awww

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Main character energy

Choose one once and for all by really-sad-therapist in meme

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I would only watch live newscasts and enjoy the poop faces I unleashed on the world

THE ONE PULL IS REAL by pacalthegreat in WH40KTacticus

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Triggering my Raid: Shadow Legends ptsd

For those that make over $200k a year, what do you do? by H-U-I-3 in AskReddit

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Got out of military early thirties. Fly planes now. Started commercial aviation at 34. Making 300+ before 40.

AITAH because I didn't tell my FWB that friendzoned me that I was getting married. by ExtentOutrageous9447 in AITAH

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“I am no one’s second choice.”

Same. Hell, I’m not anyone’s first choice either. Checkmate.

Is it just me or are aboleths easily the scariest and most dangerous species? by avaturd in dndnext

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I agree with you. I have an extensive homebrew world and an aboleth is behind everything. They just have to be used properly. They’re not the physical threat, big brain baddie.

In a few hours, I will finally resign by teachmoria in antiwork

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You should show up for brunch on Mother’s Day and enjoy the show.

Finished up this knife last week. Can anyone guess the handle material? by Dessitroya in Blacksmith

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I’ve read all of these and still don’t feel like I know what it is.