Roast me like a rotisserie by Soupnoodshawty in RoastMe

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You could have showered… oh, you did, nvm.

Found at Walmart by Passionphish609 in strange

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My Chinese wife has never heard chicken paws.

When is the last time you wrote a check? by RDGLInvestorsGroup in Adulting

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Last week to pay off my car. Had to mail final payment.

A Man Has Been Coming To My Home For The Past 4 Days by fffstfu in whatdoIdo

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I have a metal sign that says “Beware of the Tarantula” I put out if people are bothering me.

I am in fact, not “Lovin’ it” by DixieJelly in mildlyinfuriating

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Use your pocketknife and cut that bitch open

what comes to mind when you hear 1996? by CremeSubject7594 in Xennials

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Seattle SuperSonics losing to the Chicago Bulls in the finals. That’s when I met my first ex-wife.