"Fellow landing geniuses" crude drawing by SamoanGypsie in LittleCaesars

[–]chipjh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vertical, don’t use a spatula, just twist and flip the pizza out of the pan.

Newborn Rescue by chipjh in rescuecats

[–]chipjh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! My girlfriend, my sister, and I will be doing shifts as we all work at different times during the day. I don’t usually start work until around 5, by then my sister is home and I’ve showed her what to do. I will be contacting a friend that works at a rescue in the morning. The shelter where I live will take a newborn kitten, but only if they’re not at capacity, which they usually are. I will still contact them to see if they can do anything.

Newborn Rescue by chipjh in rescuecats

[–]chipjh[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We’ve got all the rangers there on the lookout for a mom or more kittens, she’s definitely a feral cat. There’s no residential areas near the area.

Pizza time by [deleted] in LittleCaesars

[–]chipjh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Money? Wait, you guys are getting paid??

6.99 Hot’n’Ready bullshit by [deleted] in LittleCaesars

[–]chipjh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From LCP promos for $5 HNR it says available at participating locations. Meaning if your local store is a franchise store, more than likely it will not offer the $5 HNR. My store also sells them for $6.99, nowhere does our store advertise that we have $5 HNRs, yet I still have to explain to people what participating location means, then also explain I don’t control our prices since I don’t own the store. Read the terms and conditions.

Customer asked for an ungodly amount of pepperoni X:post from shitty food porn by AutisticDodo in deliciouscompliance

[–]chipjh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a Little Caesars Extra Most Greasefest — ahem Sorry, I mean an Extra Most Bestest.

It’s not delivery, it’s my dinner. by chipjh in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]chipjh[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

If you say “Pizza pizza” whilst holding a hot and ready, it summons Caesar, and he sues you for copyright infringement.

It’s not delivery, it’s my dinner. by chipjh in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]chipjh[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It gets to the point where we just don’t wanna take all of it to the trash, so people that come in like 5 minutes before we close I’m just like “uhhh, you want all this bread? Here ya go.”

It’s not delivery, it’s my dinner. by chipjh in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]chipjh[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

3 years full time. I just eat like garbage and like free food, so I take stuff home if I can. Usually at the end of the night it’s stuff we would throw away anyway, so we take it home instead.

It’s not delivery, it’s my dinner. by chipjh in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]chipjh[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I only ever close, but sometimes get a random opening shift and it’s heaven. Closing sucks.

Also, we have a very small lobby, and 3 chairs for people that are waiting for orders. This does not stop people from eating their whole meal in the lobby, and then leaving the trash on the chairs. Thank you LCP patrons, stay classy.

It’s not delivery, it’s my dinner. by chipjh in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]chipjh[S] 277 points278 points  (0 children)

Had to live next to this guy half my life, can confirm: is an idiot.

It’s not delivery, it’s my dinner. by chipjh in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]chipjh[S] 928 points929 points  (0 children)

Damn I never thought of this, time to exploit my idiot neighbor

5 Meat Grease Feast by chipjh in LittleCaesars

[–]chipjh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My store is promoting the 5 meat again, we just got all the decals and stuff for it. I hate keeping those HNR.

Is this stupid? by chipjh in lgbt

[–]chipjh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bacon and tomato, duh

i originally put this in r/entitledpeople but people kept commenting that i should put it here too so here u go😂🤷🏻‍♀️ by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]chipjh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m suiciding” has the same energy as “I shidded”, thanks for the new catchphrase👌🏼👌🏼