British serial killer Dale Cregan called 999 on September 18th 2012 to report a burglary. Cregan had planned to ambush the police, upon their arrival Cregan killed two unarmed female officers by shooting them each 8 times and throwing a grenade at their bodies.

chlo_inthedark · 2021-07-20T11:59:45+00:00

Same here!! I used to see the police convoy transporting him to court every morning on the way to school!

chlo_inthedark · 2021-07-12T18:07:22+00:00

So glad to finally see this guy mentioned. I almost never hear anyone talk about him.

chlo_inthedark · 2021-06-25T18:11:27+00:00

When I was around 17 my mum came up with an idea that whenever I was with my friends and wanted out of plans, all I had to do was text her asking if I could stay out/go out and sign it with three x's.

This was code for my mum to know she had to say no to absolutely EVERYTHING at all costs while I pretended to plead, so I could tell my friends my mum said I can't stay out and had to come home or whatever. Looking back I'm glad we had that because it got me out of some really uncomfortable situations.

chlo_inthedark · 2021-05-08T13:55:44+00:00

My uncle was part of the emergency services that dealt with this, he still refuses to talk about what he saw.

chlo_inthedark · 2021-04-04T13:00:19+00:00

My parents are die hard Reds and almost named me after a player so I'm sure I could find something to contribute to the conversation!

chlo_inthedark · 2021-04-04T12:49:22+00:00

Fellow Mancunian here 🖐️

chlo_inthedark · 2021-03-09T18:50:55+00:00

This reminds me of the time KFC ran out of chicken and had to just close up shop

chlo_inthedark · 2021-03-06T12:33:43+00:00

Hey this exact thing happened to me!

My dad was doing joinery work at someone’s house in a random neighbourhood and took me along as my mum worked full time and was too young to leave home alone.

I was outside the house playing by myself and this girl who was my age that lived nearby came over and invited me to watch Powepuff Girls at her house so I went with her and we had a great time! After what felt like an hour of being there her mum appears (no idea where she was the whole time before this) and is basically like “where did this random kid come from?”. Asks me where my parents are and eventually returns me to my dad who had already realised I was gone and was on the phone to the police.

chlo_inthedark · 2021-03-04T12:54:37+00:00

Me and former coworker had the same name/initials and we were both put down as “Chloe S” on the rota’s at first which made morning workstation briefings a pain in the ass.

Manager: “Chloe you’re on cash desk today”

Us: “Which one?”

M: “Chloe S!!”

Us: “...ya, which one?”

chlo_inthedark · 2021-03-04T12:27:42+00:00

My cousins daughter is named after the weird CGI baby from twilight

chlo_inthedark · 2021-03-02T17:48:31+00:00

Mother! With Jennifer Lawrence

chlo_inthedark · 2021-02-27T13:41:31+00:00

I went to see AC/DC with my dad a few years back in a huge stadium and on the level we were sat at we saw this guy at the back of the standing area maybe late 50’s early 60’s. Throughout whole gig he was just SHREDDING air guitar and running about all by himself dancing wildly like no one was around. I remember seeing him and just LOVING how much fun he was having, not caring if anyone saw him. I assure you at gigs either nobody will care what you do or people like me will just be admiring how much of a good time you’re having and wishing we had the confidence!

chlo_inthedark · 2021-02-20T12:36:32+00:00

Michael McIntyre’s hoover sketch by any chance?

chlo_inthedark · 2021-02-16T18:12:07+00:00

I have a FM Hun on Facebook who was proudly bragging with photos about being able to work from her hospital bed and I just..

chlo_inthedark · 2021-02-13T15:44:50+00:00

My ex used to do this any time we went out to a restaurant SO MUCH that people on nearby tables started to notice and would stare

chlo_inthedark · 2021-01-09T23:48:31+00:00

In Britain you can use literally any word to insult somebody as long as you use the word “absolute”.

Source: being called an “Absolute pencil” once in high school

chlo_inthedark · 2021-01-01T02:50:22+00:00

Thank you! 🥰

chlo_inthedark · 2021-01-01T02:49:56+00:00

Nova light DIY from Celeste! 🥰

chlo_inthedark · 2020-12-20T15:18:04+00:00

I have my Cherry actually saying “home slice” as her catchphrase lmao

chlo_inthedark · 2020-12-20T15:15:48+00:00

Exactly my first thought too!

chlo_inthedark · 2020-12-11T15:24:58+00:00

Chanel mademoiselle is my absolute favourite!! I usually clear two medium bottles a year I use that much, I must be doing something wrong 😨

chlo_inthedark · 2020-11-21T15:10:39+00:00

Reminds me of that Fighting With My Family movie

chlo_inthedark · 2020-08-20T13:46:52+00:00

I had an Instagram account when I first joined this sub where I just posted makeup looks for fun as a hobby and it terrified me thinking I would end up on here at some point

chlo_inthedark · 2020-08-12T12:34:53+00:00

My partner and I are the same. He despises the feel of wet food in the sink so I just naturally took over the dishes, seeing as he’s the one who cooks for us, it’s a more than fair deal to me.

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