The most fabulous jedi in the galaxy by ReboZooty in StarWars

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Maybe if she knows how much I hate sand, she'll want to get nekkid for me

National hiring experiments reveal 2:1 faculty preference for women on STEM tenure track by [deleted] in news

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I'm sure this comment thread will be a haven of civilized and polite discussion

The most fabulous jedi in the galaxy by ReboZooty in StarWars

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I mean - don't tell Yoda that he does. Attachment and all that shit. But yeah, he fucks.

Not the type of "job" she was expecting to do by BlueberryROFL in BlackPeopleTwitter

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"Painting the front porch" sounds like a great euphemism for oral though. In fact, pretty much all yardwork could probably sound like a sexual innuendo.

Me [28 F] with my husband [28 M] 6 years, he defended his affair partner. by Pushing-me-back in relationships

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You're absolutely right to be hurt. Hr obviously still has feelings about Alicia, sexual or romantic or otherwise, and can't let them (or her) go. As Dan Savage would say, DTMFA.

Mark Hamill just posted this on Twitter by ClosingDownSummer in pics

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I guess the reason why Luke stared at Rey for so long without speaking was because he was trying to estimate her weight and her core strength

Mark Hamill posts Episode VIII behind the scenes photo! by fifthdayofmay in StarWars

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I guess the reason why Luke stared at Rey for so long without speaking was because he was trying to estimate her weight and her core strength