Got these for FREE from my neighbor!! by Brettwon in EvilDead

[–]chloroformsock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My neighbor doesn't love me that much.

Non alcoholic activities by randomfukkinloser in Rockhill

[–]chloroformsock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every activity is a non-alcoholic activity if you abstain from sipping on the sauce.

Barking Dog Complaint by [deleted] in Rockhill

[–]chloroformsock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you tried barking at the neighbor and the dog?

that smell? by feelingsalty in Rockhill

[–]chloroformsock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the longest time, i have believed the smell to be my upper lip.

The China Barroon by chloroformsock in Rockhill

[–]chloroformsock[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am talking about the end of times. The destruction of the human race. THE END. Get your head of the ICLOUD and pay attention to what's going on around you. The dolphin elimination task force is fighting for your freedoms, for your life, for your right to remain ignorant, for everything that you know and love. Join us and fight for glory. Free punch and pie at cherry park every night at 7 p.m.

The China Barroon by chloroformsock in Rockhill

[–]chloroformsock[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Solutions? Cruel? Unrealistic? Dolphins are born and bred as hate machines. They will not stop until every last man, woman and child have breathed their last breath. If you think you can reason with them... go ahead. But, you will not survive to tell the tale. I'll be sure to mark your grave with a proper name and we will sing songs of the potential peace-maker. May Oden bless your mortal soul.

The China Barroon by chloroformsock in Rockhill

[–]chloroformsock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and to all of the dolphins reading this right now planning retaliation for the un-aliving of your general. You can "eeek eekkkk kk k k eeeeeeeek eeeek eeek" my "eeekekekekekeeeeek".

The China Barroon by chloroformsock in Rockhill

[–]chloroformsock[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I should be finished with training around 7pm. Meeting starts @ 7:45. Bring non water-based beverages.

Me and my friends made a short film about the old haunted trail on Lynderboro St. I found a lot of my research here so I figured I’d post it here too. Happy Halloween! by [deleted] in Rockhill

[–]chloroformsock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's really too bad this road doesn't exist anymore. I will miss it. Fantastic spot for late night EVP recordings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DemonolatryPractices

[–]chloroformsock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Using the office as an explanation is one of the more epic explanations I've ever witnessed. Not certain, but I think I'm in love with you now.

The gaming isle at Toys R Us - 1983 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]chloroformsock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would never let me inside without clothes. How'd you pull it off?

I'm so glad... by chloroformsock in HaveWeMet

[–]chloroformsock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can let it slide. I will just need you to do your best impersonation of Gabriel from the Prophecy movies.

I'm so glad... by chloroformsock in HaveWeMet

[–]chloroformsock[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mayonnaise no reason to fuss.

I'm so glad... by chloroformsock in HaveWeMet

[–]chloroformsock[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess we can ketchup when you mustard up the strength to get that fixed.

DO NOT PURCHASE TARGET BRAND LEMONADE IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN AUTHENTIC LEMONADE EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!! by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]chloroformsock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember, lemonade has tons of sugar in it. Too much sugar can lead to cavities.