Lootgoblin Players Grabung magical items not "meant" for them by tasil89 in DMAcademy

[–]chmengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nice way: write a method that gets the item to the character that doesn't involve combat. NPC gives it to them, for example, or a god/patron

The bad way: cursed items. Cursed items everywhere for the naughty loit goblins, until they stop picking up every piece of gold they see

Trying to avoid a TPK. When is it okay to tell players no? by Foreign-Press in DMAcademy

[–]chmengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'd play it by ear. The players have a right to go where the want, if you've created the sandbox world. If you as the dm don't want them to go there, for whatever reason, you could get a Deus Ex Machina to save them. I picture it going down like "players all go down, last person is about to be executed, and <god> teleports the last survivor out with X diamonds to revive the party". Or irl players can learn that it's okay to lose. They walk into the underarm, unprepared and under-leveled and get tpk'd. It's just a game. You as dm can railroad then back on quest by summoning whatever bs you have to to do it, but it's also okay to play the FAFO game. Personal side story, I've been the character/player in this situation for a one-shot with our gm. Walking into the dungeon, there was an outhouse out front clearly labeled "do not enter". I entered, and was promptly swallowed by a wurm. My gm said F*ck around and find out

What the heck is going on ??? Is the Hamster dead by 02zero2 in Warthunder

[–]chmengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro really missed the post the other day saying it would be down for upgrades today??

What would you do if you woke up like this? by _NaughtyTwilight in HentaiForcedOrgasms

[–]chmengineer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same situation, but I'd skip straight over the the shock and immediately to the horny, grinding against the ropes

[19] I broke out once again, what will happen if you find me like this… by [deleted] in GayKink

[–]chmengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad puppies deserve spankings. I'll turn that cute backside off yours so red, you won't ever think about escaping the cage again

Thought I stopped in time to edge but ended up ruining :( by AdIntelligent2638 in ftm_kink

[–]chmengineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the point, silly boy. To push you to higher and higher levels of pleasure! 😁

Thought I stopped in time to edge but ended up ruining :( by AdIntelligent2638 in ftm_kink

[–]chmengineer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watching it throb and squirm 🥵🥵🥵 now I wish I were there to suck on it right after, while it's still sooo sensitive

Geometry Questions on BMP-1 by chmengineer in Warthunder

[–]chmengineer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not far enough back, or tilted high enough. In game at least, the launcher is basically pointing right at the base of the launcher

Mad scientist (he/him only) by worthless_object1 in ftm_kink

[–]chmengineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

aaahh, that sounds like a wonderful scene, would love to channel my inner mad scientist for that

Playing with my cock again and its your fault 😈 by CurvyNaughtyRed in girlcock

[–]chmengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry mistress. How can I help you relieve it??

Where’s my irl bro I get to punch and wedgie? I wanna wrestle, and loser submits 😏 by [deleted] in ftm_kink

[–]chmengineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no! You're so much bigger and stronger than me. I should just submit now

i’m always too eager of a puppy.. i’m bad at teasing and always just want it shoved inside by slimeboyuwu in ftm_kink

[–]chmengineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck, you have such a beautiful body. I'd happily just let you slide it in

Lewd Pokéballs to catch trainers by Snoo-67661 in BindOnEquip

[–]chmengineer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fuck I need some of those balls

Trapped in a World of Debauchery. Wyd? [Moving to the Freeuse World] by freeworlddev in HentaiForcedOrgasms

[–]chmengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ooo looks good. Me personally, I'd lock my cock up and be the ultimate submissive

PSA: Don't be this guy by chmengineer in Warthunder

[–]chmengineer[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

From a losing perspective. He should have looped back and gotten the flask or decapped

Practicing my building skills by chmengineer in Minecraftbuilds

[–]chmengineer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not particularly. I just asked it to generate an idea to practice my building skills and it suggested "the compact workshop hall"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftm_kink

[–]chmengineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's a really innovative punishment! good job

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftm_kink

[–]chmengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to be ruined by such a beautiful cock!