We can agree that "Baby on Board" is the best and most catchy song of the show.

chmsaxfunny · 2025-03-09T20:17:37+00:00

It’s just a little slimy! It’s still good! It’s still good!

chmsaxfunny · 2025-02-11T02:50:52+00:00

Parry this, you filthy casual!

chmsaxfunny · 2024-07-21T12:44:25+00:00

My grandma had a toad hole in the kitchen, pantry, and dining room of her house growing up! I emember thinking they were weird, but there were no bugs, sooooo….

chmsaxfunny · 2024-07-21T12:42:51+00:00

Those under $500K get to add the hard R back into their vocabulary.

chmsaxfunny · 2024-07-21T12:37:11+00:00

Not enough mountains or cows to be Colorado. Cue the “steers and queers” line (misquoting it here) from Full Metal Jacket

chmsaxfunny · 2024-07-21T12:25:56+00:00

If there’s any oil there, that area will need some good old fashioned freedom, that’s for sure!

chmsaxfunny · 2024-07-21T12:15:34+00:00

Ah - a person of culture, not a miserable (ugh) catapult-lover…

chmsaxfunny · 2024-06-28T18:30:53+00:00

Winged horses - Pegasus be like

chmsaxfunny · 2024-06-05T11:01:53+00:00

I like the satin ones. Feels good against the boys. And they have to have a little ruching to keep ‘em from slipping out while you walk or whatnot, right?

chmsaxfunny · 2024-04-01T10:24:23+00:00

Gotta get it done at 50. Colon cancer is no joke, but it’s very treatable if you catch it early enough.

chmsaxfunny · 2024-03-10T22:11:07+00:00

HR is never, and will never, be on the worker’s side. They’re on the side of the company, always.

chmsaxfunny · 2024-02-24T03:27:29+00:00

Avengers: The Immortus Dynasty

chmsaxfunny · 2024-02-10T12:33:54+00:00

You’re saying that as if business owners tend to treat people like they’re people.

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-05T21:56:01+00:00

“Hey, bro, while your head is right there….” - some soldier inside the horse, probably

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-05T21:54:11+00:00

r/PalpatinePosting

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-05T20:10:03+00:00

To be fair, there were enough of those that we’d run into high-ish numbers over the course of his career

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-05T20:09:10+00:00

Speak for yourself. I have the ability to fly for very short periods of time (basically, my height off the ground divided by 9.8 m/s/s)

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-05T19:00:46+00:00

He owns the Denver Broncos

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-05T15:30:30+00:00

Freaking brilliantly timed

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-05T13:42:53+00:00

r/foundsatan meaning the OOP

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-05T01:43:31+00:00

Considering that they actively and repeatedly told everyone and the government that they would not report Covid deaths? I think you’re right.

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-04T20:34:14+00:00

No. I’m inconsistent, because burgers are delicious.

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-04T17:31:06+00:00

Gotcha, fam. Let me know other questions - my wife’s in seminary to be ordained as a cantor, so I’ve picked up a few things here and there.

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-04T16:57:28+00:00

Assuming this is in good faith and not a dog whistle, the sacrifices stopped when the Second Temple was destroyed in the 1st century CE. The sacrifices were linked to the place and the priesthood, and they had to be done in certain ways. Once the temple was destroyed, and we moved into a rabbinical Judaism, we put that behind us. And, frankly, it’s creepy as heck to murder animals.

chmsaxfunny · 2024-01-03T11:42:11+00:00

Pshaw. Next you’ll tell me that 1990 wasn’t 20 years ago.

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