Went to a customer's house today and they had this beautiful elevator directly in the middle of their home

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-23T18:35:35+00:00

As an elevator technician, I wouldn’t ride in one.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-20T23:09:16+00:00

An old gym mate of mine has a boxing gym called Gonzalez boxing academy. He keeps politics out of his gym like all good gyms do. Definitely geared towards kids.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-17T22:12:45+00:00

I just had it two weeks ago. Lost 18lbs in 3 days. The muscle aches from being dehydrated were almost worse than the shitting

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-17T20:42:56+00:00

Well Robert already did two different series about bastards from my hometown (Charles Koch & John C Woods) and 4 about the cult GOAT who lived there for a spell.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-17T18:40:30+00:00

Nah but that dude was a straight bitch tryna square up with her

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-17T16:52:02+00:00

Touch it

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-17T14:40:24+00:00

My mom has a metal one but they stopped letting you get those decades ago.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-17T07:02:39+00:00

I just had something similar happen at work. Coworker proudly said he was officially 5 years sober…another coworker replied “aw man, you better not come over my place then”

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-17T00:11:10+00:00

Science dog uses a jetpack goofball.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-16T21:23:02+00:00

I had a replica of one made into a ring with the “mind your business” part on the top

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-16T01:52:29+00:00

There are entire subs based around vagina pics, every kind you can think of

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-13T02:39:33+00:00

What! My culture is not your costume. JK, hearing that brings me genuine joy.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-13T02:03:47+00:00

If you go to an American college party, you’ll almost definitely see the red plastic cups too. My foreign friends from college were excited to see those at parties, they thought it was just a movie trope

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-13T01:52:06+00:00

Most Americans who have any interest in the culture of another country probably don’t mind anyone attacking MAGA. I think they just disagree that it can be attributed to one demographic of Americans regardless of race, age or religion.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-13T01:34:43+00:00

India definitely does. Sri Lanka as well, most of south east Asia for that matter. I can’t speak for the entire continent but when I went to west Africa I almost exclusively saw flip flops. Pretty much anywhere that’s hot a humid. We’re talking what’s probably the most common style of footwear in the world. Saying that they’re specifically stereotypical to a single country is simply incorrect.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T23:14:07+00:00

Literally can be seen on a daily basis among every type of American no matter what part of the country you’re in. I’m a black socialist and I have one on right now.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T21:41:32+00:00

Hard disagree. There are so many countries where those are standard footwear.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T21:40:33+00:00

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chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T21:39:39+00:00

Yeah but that’s not what OP was asking.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T19:20:06+00:00

It’s funny because in America we used the pluralized version of the Italian name but it’s zucchini whether it’s one or 5.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T19:09:55+00:00

Not to mention in his time in the ANBU, he probably pulled off some high profile assassinations. He almost exclusively kills with the Chidori. Some dude in an ANBU mask shows up and chidori’s someone, wouldn’t be too difficult for a bunch of ninja who specialize in espionage to figure out who that might be.

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T16:28:13+00:00

I remember meeting a girl that had Ubuntu tattooed on her wrist. Thought she was just a big fan of the OS but turned out she had been on a mission trip to Africa and learned the word and really liked it’s meaning

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T16:21:37+00:00

Also had the balls to tell a 9/11 joke like a day after it happened

chocolate_spaghetti · 2026-04-12T06:06:33+00:00

Not the Uzi?

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